I sit here
Looking at this glorious box
that I got at a Drive through from Popeyes
I was bored
I had to have that orgasmic goodness
And it was only 2.99
So I pull up and give the man my order
"6 biscuts please"
So now as I sit here
Smelling the glorious goodness
That's wrapped in paper, the color of pee
I sit here looking at this glorious box
And glory be behold
I see the orgasm in a box
All that buttery goodness
In that sweet delectible bread
I bite into it and
OHHHHH
I scream!
As I bite into this glorious
Little round ball of dough
I stare at it sadly
As 1/3 of it is gone
And I sit here and wonder
Do I need a girl
As man has invented Popeye's biscuts
I look at is
I smell it
I carress it gently
Its buttery goodness
And its golden brown color
Makes me wanna take
another
OHHHHH
That bite was so good
It gave me a stronger orgasm than the first
I wanna marry this biscuit
It is so gloriously good
I look at it and say
Fuck you
As I scream
OHHHHH
I just ate the last piece
Of the orgasm in a box
Oh how I weep
Oh wait,
There's another piece
A contest entry
- Easy Prompt Adult Contest by DolceVito.
875 points, ended December 20, 2008, 5 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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LMAO. Thank you for entering this humorous write. I would've ordered bagels, something with a hole in it.
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OMG
Your killing me with laughter
and their busciuts are NOT that good
now if it was a donut or chocolate - ok
but then again - different strokes for different folks
Enjoy
Good luck in the contest
Wind Walker
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wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
o.o you were bored, weren't you? or were you just having too many orgasms to care? xD love ya -
AWWW MAN!
You are wild dude! i loved it man!
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