Hey baby, I would help
wash the dirty dishes
but I'm left handed
my doctor said I'm
not suppose to over
use it because it
could go into spasms
extemporaneously
you still love me right?
after all I'm just a
hopeless southpaw
Thank you baby
you're so good to me.
A contest entry
- Excuses, Excuses, Excuses, WHATCHA GOT SOBER OR OTHERWISE by Disturbed Prodigy.
7000 points, ended December 5, 2008, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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that worked on me once, *gives you the evil eye* lol, this was good, i like it, made me laugh looking back at the time someone got me to do something like that, but it was mow their lawn, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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WHAT?
and this worked?
omg!
I'm taking away your wife's union card,
and sending the troops over there,
to...........gently kick your sweet ass!
giggle.
ears/Seattle
way to write you dawg!
thankyou for your entry!
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