What height of canned succulence
Monty Python clan did bring
when of Spam,
they did at a restaurant skit thus sing.
Can’t ever sup at a café
without skimming the menu for that option,
How they gave us passion for that glorious treat
not quite ham, but still called some kind of meat.
Mrs. Bun’s complaint,
(played by “Graham Spam Spam Chapman”)
only results in entrance by Vikings in chorus,
“Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam.”
Screams of “shut up”
didn’t quite stop the inspiration,
for the skit lived on
by the word Spam being the named given
to junk email.
Author notes
100 words
image from:
http://gaygamer.net/images/spamspamspam.jpg
A contest entry
- "and now for something completely different..." by thejollytinker.
1000 points, ended December 3, 2008, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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If they charge 3 quid per slice in Hawaii, it must be a delectable entree! What fun, thanks, man!
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You did a great job with this prompt brother but I want to know how long it took to find the picture!!! Good luck in the contest, I loved this.
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Good grief bubs, what a read this one is! Reminds me of Charlie, another brother that loves his Spam! He will eat it any way you can dream of fixing it! This is fun!
Best of luck in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
Oh by the way, did I mention this is hilarious!
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