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The artist that is my bum

I do believe it's an art
the Pro-Cess of emitting a fart
Some people use in-tuition
I go on poor nutrition
I learned my trade from Jean-Paul-Sartre

For I smile wide with pleasure and glee
And let my summer wind be
cause I know that my fart
for the end to the start
is condemned, condemned to be free

Now don't mention to me any -ism
communal or any other schism
I am liberal at heart
When it comes to my art
I created bubbles at my Baptism

Just don't think that I'd let you know
My secret, my way, my show
For it's my profession
my daily obession
I let rip, I just let it go

Author notes

not for the feint hearted! This is dedicated to all self-important people, including myself. hope it fits with the python theme,
loved the holy grail and the life of brian.

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  • poetyaknoit
    December 20, 2008
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    I thought this was very funny. Best of luck in the contest. Keep on writing, ~TC

  • liveddog gold member
    November 20, 2008

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    Hi Isabella,
    What a wonderfully fun piece of writing. Following in the steps of The Painting Poet heres to Bum Art and Bart Simpson is one of the worlds' most famous Bum Artists!!!!
    Warm wishes,
    Liveddog.


  • Ceridwens Soul silver member
    November 19, 2008

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    LMAO I can hear John or Michael actually doing this, brilliant.

    Of course the humble fart is a great class leveller, long live Bum Art


  • thejollytinker
    November 18, 2008

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    !!!!!!!! Yeah, that's the spirit! Ever notice your own farts don't bother you? "Well, that was the chili- not too bad..." Borrowed from George Carlin- thanks so much, good laughs!


  • Black Narcissus gold member
    November 18, 2008
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    Monty would have been proud.. Loved it.


  • jacklyn
    November 18, 2008
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    um...wow...odd, yet funny, lol, i like it!


    • isabellacohen
      November 18, 2008
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      glad you liked it

      glad you liked it!
      It was nice to write with such eloquence

      best wishes,
      Isabella

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