I say, I say, I say, my dogs got no nose
Your dogs got no nose, has he got a tail ?
Excuse me ?
You said your dogs got no nose, so I asked if he'd got a tail.
Have you read the script ?
What script ?
The my dogs got no nose script ?
Should I have done ?
Of course you fool, you supposed to say, your dogs got no nose how does he smell.
Why ?
Because it's in the script.
My dog ate the script
Did he have a nose ?
No but he has got the script.
How does it smell ?
Excuse me.
Shall we start again ?
Start what again ?
The joke.
The joke about my dog having no nose ?
NO ! its my dog that’s got no nose
Your dogs got no nose ?
I don’t remember, hasn’t he ?
How does he smell ?
Does he borrow a nose ?
Fool.
My dog bites.
My dogs bigger then your dog
But he hasn’t got a nose, how does he smell ?
Awful.
*Applause, applause, applause *.
Author notes
I used to love Python, but they were all very gifted, far beyond my capabilities. This is an attempt at a silly sketch that will die a death if you don't know the old musical hall joke.
If it doesn't work I'll be as dead as the ' ex- parrot '.
A contest entry
- "and now for something completely different..." by thejollytinker.
1000 points, ended December 3, 2008, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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AAAAHHHHH!!! No, it worked for me!!! Great fun and I loved the pic from the "Squire" skit! Very much in the spirit, thank you!
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very funny!
Lol, very funny. flows like a monty python skit.
thanks for the laugh!
best wishes,
Isabella
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LOL, I liked it :-P. it was kinda neat. Like the whose on second skit. Different people I believe, but still a good ol classic. Very nice write, I give you props.
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lol, mission accomplished! funny, great write
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