I may be a storm trooper,
But still gotta use the pooper,
Geez can't I get a minutes peace
to sit, relax, read my magazine? please?
You got any idea at all how ridiculous I feel
having to wear this garbage uniform deal?
And try wearing no boxers under this?
Forget that, give that one a miss
Hell it chafed the once I tried,
Plastic undies? My balls are fried,
Darth Vader out of uniform is actually really nice,
He's pissed off 'cause it feels like being caught up in a vice
Ever tried scratching itchy balls through this here plastic suit?
It stinks whenever I take it off 'cause it gets trapped each time I toot,
And now my only peacefull time is sitting on the crapper,
At least it was till you came along, friggin photo snapper
Next time you come in paparazzi to do your petty labour,
I'll be ready for you and you will taste my light sabre,
Geez can't a simple trooper even have a crap in peace?
Now I'm bunged up from the shock as well, Lord give me some relief
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 23, 2008, 10 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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LMAO A great take on the picture prompt Your words flow with ease and that is more than I can say for this poor trooper of space...with all the technical knowledge that wars out in space have gathered they sit need the time just to sit and stink
Good luck in the contest.
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PIZZADOWNUNDA
yo this runs like a song
Funny but so wrong
Fo its in a place where sometimes I am gone
yo better ends me wrap
I think I need a crap
Cant get up
Cause Im laughing in me lap
Woops Drops a bundle
and it was fun
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this is good ...good luck
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HAHAHAHA
Nice! -
LMAO! this is great. Goes perfect with the picture.
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Ha! Ha! This is very funny, and you did a great job with the picture prompt. Your rhyme is amazing, and it does't seem forced at all. Nicely done, and I wish you all the best in the contest. Thanks for the laughs.
Blessings, Patty
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