I've no idea which top I ought to choose
To tell him that I want him just enough
And then I have to find the perfect shoes
A first date always seems to be too tough
Jemima's bought a blouse that I could wear
I wonder if she'd notice if I just ...
Oo look at how it compliments my hair
And at the way it fits around my bust!
That's much too short, he'll think that I'm a slut
But this is red and clashes with my hair
This one's the perfect length I'd pick it but
I haven't got the matching shoes to wear
He's at the door and I look like a witch
I haven't time to change ain't life a bitch!
Author notes
I have no idea what to put here, I am getting in touch with my feminine side 
In a list
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Guys, your turn... by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 23, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me honestly what you think, good or bad.
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Heh, Nicely done Jeff.
Figured I'd see what I'm up against in this contest. 
Bunch of damn cross dressers is what I see !!!! Best of luck friend...Scott
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oh fricken.........
ummm stay on the other side please lmao.
well done.
this best place it was perfect
Love you
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You so AREN'T
Do you REALLY think that's the "feminine side" you oaf!
Love it anyway. I love it when you strike the middle ground between Hallmark and Humour.
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Of course not!!!
It is the result of having lived my teenage years in the next room to a teenage girl
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Ain't life a bitch! Sometimes yes it is. I have this sexy red cocktail dress and no shoes to match...damn! Guess its off to shopping once again. I'm glad you could grace us with your feminine side dear! ~Sie
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You so are.
I think you'd look good in a tight blouse and a short skirt...
That wasn't outloud, was it?
It's devilish how you rhyme and flow *annoyed face*
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