It's tough to be a trooper,
You never get a moments peace,
It's 'you will obey', 'go kill that guy',
Not even a 'please' in the least!
So now I'm in a holding cell,
Not sure what I did wrong,
I only told Vader to go to hell...
Least now I can use the john.
It's tough to be a trooper,
Everyone assumes you're bad,
Just because you 'off' a couple of bears,
They get stark raving mad...
But if they knew my other side,
My collections of flowers galore,
I'd go from 'bad' to 'woopsie' in two seconds flat,
End up teased forever more.
So it's tough to be a trooper,
You can't win either way,
Now someone's glued me to this toilet seat,
I've been stuck like this all day.
At least I have a book to read,
No need for anything rash,
I'll just relax here a bit longer,
Huh? What the heck was that flash?
Wait... did you just take a picture?
Dude, you'll DIE for this... stupid roomies.
If I see that on e-bay I'll....
Author notes
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-toilet-trooper-KMX.jpg <-- picture inspiration
In a list
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 23, 2008, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - round one (for everyone) prewrite contest ENTER ENTER ENTER (AND YES THAT MEAN'S YOU too by serenity silvermoon.
927 points, ended February 16, 1509 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Stumbled across this after clicking the Sci-Fi tag. Hilarious! I especially like the contrast between these two lines: "I only told Vader to go to hell... / Least now I can use the john."
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest
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this is so funny, you did a good job? with the photo, good luck in his contest
Linda
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Ha Ha...this is hilarious *laughter*
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that was one funny ass pic.
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