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It's All In The Head

I was on the way over to grandma's house,
looking forward to a stomach stuffing meal;
on a street corner was a girl, wearing a see-thru blouse;
seeing my amazement she asked. "Little fella', wanna feel?"

Totally startled; though I grabbed her tit,
gave it a kiss, and away with a smile I went.
What happened was unbelievable I admit,
even better; not a penny was spent.

A little further up the street, I came upon an old lady.
She said,"here's twenty dollars!  Will you buy me some bread?"
I thought perhaps things were a little shady.
I pinched myself, making sure I was right in the head.

Finally I get to grandma's place and my chin nearly hits the floor.
My grandmother says, "come here and meet your cousin.".
Wouldn't you know, it's the girl I just kissed moments before.
Grandma said, " you two go buy some donuts, about a dozen.".

On the way to the store, I copped a feel once more,
she begins to flirt as I reach up under her skirt;
finding out rather quickly, Bonnie is still part Johnnie,
I made herm my wife, with a swoop of the knife.









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  • oh my, and incest at best, you really had me brought in to the poem, thank you for sharing good luck...lol... wow
    Linda

  • LOL Very funny
    Keep it in the family!!
    Well written & versed!
    Well Done!


  • poeticweaver gold member
    November 18, 2008

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    Bravo!

    You have to have some balls to write something like this, this lierally cracked me up!!!! Thanks for sharing, you should win this one. Peace, Timothy, your bro from a different mo. LOL.


  • Riamh
    November 17, 2008
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    Thank you, I enjoyed the read

  • mountain-woman
    November 16, 2008

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    Very Funny

    You did excellent with this prompt and I laughed myself silly at end of it. The pictures in my mind all day now. LOL Alll the best in the contest you deserve it, Peace, Michele

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    November 15, 2008

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    Oh urmmm lol
    I don't know what to say lol
    But I am laughing good luck in the contest you


    • Three Doves
      November 15, 2008
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      it was intentional. I'm glad you laughed. Check out some of the other poems and enter one yourself the contest is still going.

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