Not Again!

“Okay guys please pay attention
we have to look good for this appointment,
dignified, informed and most of all sane!”

“Hey, I’m always sane!”
“Right Smog Boy and the moon is made of white okra.”
“Hey, Mayor Rash it could happen!”

“Ahem, dudes, but do you mind if add some sagacity here?”
“Oh shut up, Otis and eat your Spam, jeez you and your big words.”
“Excuse me for trying to raise your consciousness Mayor.”
“You know I got bribes to shut clowns like you up!”
“Oh god, will you to knock it off, I starving for my jelly bean fix.”

“Shut  up Smog Boy!  Enough with the jelly beans already.”

“Alright, I think that is does it, now you all be quiet.”

“Is William trying to pretend he is in charge again?”
“I think so Mayor.”
“Right like he can really keep us locked on in those web site satire episodes.”
“What’s a satire episode?”
“Otis I thought you were going explained that to Smog Boy?”
“I’m working on it Mayor, it is just well, I hate for him to learn
that we really live in William’s brain.”
“What was that Otis?”
“Never mind Smog Boy, just go back to um, working on that theory of yours about how you can prevent clouds by wearing your shoes on your ears.”
“Cool.  I swear it worked too.  Them clouds haven’t come by when I did it.”

“Okay, times up boys.  I do have to get back to this preparation for my meeting.”
“Hey William do I get to help?”
“Ah sorry Smog Boy, but I really am not wanting to end up trying to explain to anyone again when I let you speak.  See, I hate to say this, but your ideas like how you get brain warts from doing imitations of alien cantaloupe.”

“Oh god, I see fruit loop brain is at it again.”
“Now Mayor cut Smog Boy some slack here.”
“I want to cut him something, but more like a lobotomy.”
“Did he say I needed  a pot to pee Otis?”
“Never mind Smog Boy.”

“Attention everyone, I need to you go back to your web pages now so I can have some semblance of pretending to be normal for a while.”

“Otis?”
“Yeah Smog Boy?”
“How come William gets to say that kind of junk since he knows we never do what he says?”
“Hey Otis, Smog Boy sure can come up with some good ones at times huh?”
“Very true Mayor, but we might as well give William a break for a while.”
“At least five minutes huh Otis?”
“For once I agree with the kid, Otis.”