Gatherin' up my stuff,
I'm goin' to the pool;
'cuz I have had enough
of workin' and of school.
Whistlin' while I'm walkin'
flip flops flappin' without care,
a crowd of people talkin'
'round the pool, I stop and stare.
Holy cow! What the hell is that?
It's big, bald, a deep shade of brown
and there's miles of fat
just floating around.
You know, from here it's looks to be
that certain part of man;
you only see in magazines,
not here, where people tan.
Yep, it appears to be a dick
from what I see back here.
Lest my eyes, playin' a trick
this sight is rather queer.
I've changed my plan for the day
no swimming, as of now,
absolutely no way
I'm swimmin' with that male cow.
His head a dick, he's huge as can be
I better just git to gittin';
before he swims after me
and I find my right thigh bitten.
Author notes
I had major fun.
picture courtesy of BluesMan
Thanks for reading and commenting!
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- Dick Head Adult Humor PIC Prompt # 2 by BluesMan.
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Comments
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A very nice take on the PIC You weaved your humor skillfully within the rhyme and flow of the poem Thank you for entering contest
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Very cleverly done... watch out for those biting dicks, I always say Excellent rhyme and wonderful sense of humor...
bravo for both!
Ken
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LMAO!!! This is an awesome take on the prompt!!! You have managed just the right touch of humor for this to be great. Good luck..
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Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the read
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Wow,
Sadly enough, you're right, it looks like a____.
Poor guy, I feel bad for him already.
Best to you in this poetic, adult humor contest!
-Timothy
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LOL
Gives new meaning to the word "dickhead." -
I like it you did a fantastic job with this piece!!!!
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hmm...
what's with the zzz?
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LOL! This is cute and a great thought
for this picture prompt! What a horrific
sight to come across in a pool. Thanks
a lot for sharing this here and all the best
to you in this contest! Keep it up!
Jeremy0826
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LOL...Thanks a bunch for your comment. I swear, if you look with the eyes I have....that's exactly what that looks like. (and I know I can say that and you know exactly what I mean...lol) Again, thanks!
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For some reason, I think we're looking through the same two eyes here! LOL!
You are very welcome, it's my pleasure! Take care Aimee!
Jeremy0826
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