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I Need A Man!

 

 

I need a man
I need a man
I… need… a…

Man who understands me
to soothe me when I’m low
Who firmly will command me,
but waits ‘till I say go.

(No, no, no, GO!)

I need a man who’s always snappin’
Is patient, kind and true.
A man who makes things happen
Because I tell him to.

I wake up every morning with a pain, pain, pain,
In my brain, brain, brain,
I’m insane, sane, sane, I need love.

I run into the bathroom to get dry, dry, dry,
And I try, try, try,
Not to cry, cry, cry, I need love.

I look into the mirror and I feel, feel, feel,
No appeal, peal, peal,
I’m not real, real, real, I need love.

I need an alpha-male, aggressive,
A rough and tumble guy,
Who’s gentle and expressive
And not afraid to cry.

I need a man who’s really brilliant
All full of strength and pride,
But so goddamn resilient
That he lets me decide.

I wake up every morning with a pain, pain, pain,
In my brain, brain, brain,
I’m insane, sane, sane, I need love.

I run into the bathroom to get dry, dry, dry,
And I try, try, try,
Not to cry, cry, cry, I need love.

I look into the mirror and I feel, feel, feel,
No appeal, peal, peal,
I’m not real, real, real, I need love.

I need a man who’s a go-getter
Who knows just how to lead,
But times that I know better,
Will follow if I need.

I need a man who is forgiving
And won’t give no excuse,
Who’s always high on living
While taking my abuse.

I wake up every morning with a pain, pain, pain,
In my brain, brain, brain,
I’m insane, sane, sane, I need love.

I run into the bathroom to get dry, dry, dry,
And I try, try, try,
Not to cry, cry, cry, I need love.

I look into the mirror and I feel, feel, feel,
No appeal, peal, peal,
I’m not real, real, real, I need love.

I need love,
I need love,
I need love!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author notes

I am very proud of myself for this one. It tickles me greatly. This is not about any woman in particular, just pieced together from things I have heard them say.

Picture = Resigned by Digital Casso @ http://www.flickr.com/photos/9914005@N08/2257022896/

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  • 2lullabyhaven
    January 29

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    Hahaha you've captured the undefineable, and placed it in a shiny lit spot and on top of this you've made it appealing, pealing pealing......


  • Mrs. C.
    January 3

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    ive been very down all day... when i read this i smiled so much my cheeks hurts. this is a funny pice is funny but so true.

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    December 14, 2008

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    Rotflmao I loved this made me laugh all the way through good luck in the contest best wishes always be well.


  • daffodilblossom
    December 9, 2008
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    great lyrics

    i enjoyed this boy does she need laid

  • Cinnarry gold member
    November 27, 2008
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    i need a man who doesnt ask me for goddamned gas money


  • Griswold gold member
    November 18, 2008

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    Heh, So you know my Ex-wife huh? I didnt think she got out much anymore, too busy worrying if she looks good to nobody that matters. Well done Allan...Scott


    • PerVirtuous
      November 18, 2008
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      Well obviously she doesn't get out much dressed like she is in the picture. Duh!


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    November 17, 2008

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    Well you've been listening to the wrong women then if this is what you hear! LMAO

    Nicely done.. but.. where the hell are her arms? lol


    • PerVirtuous
      November 18, 2008
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      In the straight jacket... It wasn't obvious? Hmmm. I don't know what to make of that...


  • DolceVito gold member
    November 13, 2008
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    Very creative...she looks like my ex


  • Dalaney gold member
    November 13, 2008

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    i expect to see you at the MTV Music Awards next year...

    I think this is fun, outrageous, perfect for the contest.
    Love, Lane

    • PerVirtuous
      November 13, 2008
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      The name PerVirtuous means "outrageous fun" in my native language of Sewerish (the dirtiest language). Don't you just love that pic?


  • Shuberth
    November 13, 2008

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    Loved this, Nice write !!

    "I need a man who’s a go-getter
    Who knows just how to lead,
    But times that I know better,
    Will follow if I need.

    I need a man who is forgiving
    And won’t give no excuse,
    Who’s always high on living
    While taking my abuse.

    I wake up every morning with a pain, pain, pain,
    In my brain, brain, brain,
    I’m insane, sane, sane, I need love."


    LOVED It !


    is this a song ?

    Shuberth

    • PerVirtuous
      November 13, 2008
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      Yes, this absolutely is a song. It is written in the style of The Pretenders with Crissy Hynde singing. It rocks and is intended as a tongue and cheek confession of wanting the impossible.

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