So Mary was a virgin huh?
A Christians favourite lie,
If Mary was a virgin,
Prove it, I'll eat humble pie
Rohypnol wasn't 'round then,
So she can't have just forgotten,
I think in the state of Jerusalem
that somethings very rotten
So Joseph got a bit horny,
She got carried away,
And they snuck off to a nearby barn
for a quick roll in the hay
But that was not accepted then,
When she found she was up the duff,
'A miracle!' she cried
to stop things getting tough
Unless she was a hermaphrodite
it's impossible I say,
And if that's the case then Joseph must
be a bit kinky to stay
Author notes
To whoever doesnt like this... tough
"Gast Veihgan Du Maunkur"
A contest entry
- 3000 Points For Gold, Rewrite A Famous Historical Lie!!!! by Fenrir Rising.
3100 points, ended November 21, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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suck and a lie
jesus was not the same blood type as joeseph jesus was o- the most rarest blood type in the world and if jesus was joesephes son how did he do miracles -
"To whoever doesnt like this... tough". Love it, epitomizes the libertarian spirit of this contest. Poor Mary! You've a flair for the tongue in cheek to say the least!
Dw
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Mary was a whore so I've heard
Nice satire you've penned here, I can see how some might not like this poem, but like you say..."tough". Well written and an easy read, Mary would be rolling in her grave, probably in fits of laughter. Great little poem and good luck in the contest, so long it doesn't get removed like the last one.
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making us all think....one sentence at a time
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ooh..
touchy touchy subject,,but very funny!!
ok so guess i'm doomed now!
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This is a very irreverent take on a very old story. I loved the humor and the satire.
Great job with this one.
Mike
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"Rohypnol wasn't 'round then,
So she can't have just forgotten,
I think in the state of Jerusalem
that somethings very rotten"
Wow, ha...I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that line
Glorious, simply fucking glorious mate!!! I mean really, this is done with such force but still has a dark and backwoods type of humor too it, i love it, great right, thank you for this
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