They say that Georgie
Porgie never told a lie
I guess his nose was
so far up his ass
it reached the sky
most likely Georgie
hardly spoke at all
Him being an aristocrat
with tiny balls
you know great men
have tiny little wee wee's
perhaps thats why they
always sneeze
frankly I don't really
give a damn
But come on honestly
why do they make such claims
for each and every breathing soul
paints a picture lined in gold
to unveil whats inside
you undoubtedly will expose
a lie
Now old George Washington
could've been tried and true
A real yankee doodle
red white and blue
all I'm saying is what gall
to pretend any man or woman
has never ever lied at all
Author notes
"Gast Veihgan Du Maunkur",
A contest entry
- 3000 Points For Gold, Rewrite A Famous Historical Lie!!!! by Fenrir Rising.
3100 points, ended November 21, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Wow I love this story!! You did such a wonderful job!! And you definately added the humor!!! This is such a brilliant write!!!!
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I know Georgie and he lie all the time....told one on me and one on you LOL...but I can't recall what it was about..now am lying too...excellent write..
novy
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Good write, thank you for entering and good luck
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