‘BEEP!’
Hey, Aaron
this is you liver,
umm what’s going on up there.
I am not feeling to good and
you just don’t know
when to put down your booze.
Stop it, man please, call me back.
‘BEEP!’
Hey, Dumbass, it’s you D#@K
What the hell was that last night,
Didn’t you see the warning,
I said stay away but noooo.
Just so you know, I will
burn when you pee,
That will be the
least of you worries.
have a nice day, douche.
‘BEEP’
Hey, dude,
It’s the gut,
did you see
what the heck hit us.
One minute, we are good,
Then, BAM, look don’t send
any work this way,
I am just going to send it back.
‘Beep’
Ummmm, yea
This is your brains,
Sorry but I am going
to have to extend my leave.
Hope everything is well
without me, gotta go.
Aloha
Author notes
i don't know where this came from but you ever get the feeling your body is trying to tell you something.
enjoy
Comments
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It's a good write, I hope you're doing ok....Have a great thanksgiving Aaron
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i so love this poem it is so damn funny you are so hilariuos goodness this was very humerous i enjoyed it
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A am busting a gut I think ive been through this before at one time in my life
Excellent humor lol
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i like this
creative original
laughed at the idea of your liver saying call me back
i did think you meant stay away as opposed to ' I said say away but noooo. '
and also liked your gut sayin dont send any work his way cos he was just going to send it back
yeah this was entertaining to read
yes my lungs are saying dont pull that cone
right now
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