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Rawr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i ate your cat

"Bow down filthy peasants
your cheese isn't fit to cloth my pizza
you reek of shaving cream and piss
And Damnit!!!
that shoe goes on the other foot
I swear
i'll ignore your calls if you don't go start a riot
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's not how you swing a nightstick
You club them like so"

*Thud*

"what happened to that guy?"

"I don't know, he just went berserk and started yelling at everyone. When the cop tried to stop him he grabbed the officers Club and began bashing his head as hard as he could"

"oh"

The End

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Frustration makes us irrational

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  • DeepDarkDesire
    November 14, 2008

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    hahah classic

    This is definately a fine work of Art right here. I'm still giggling slightly from this-not only did it appeal to my odd sense of humour but it's been crafted very well as a creative writing piece.
    Legend


  • Polaja Greeters member
    November 13, 2008
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    this is a really odd, but charming poem - I like the narrative of it - although I think that there are ways that this could have maintained a more traditional tone (minus all the '!'s and such) and therefore flowed a little smoother - but the content is fantastic and that is just my opinion great take on the prompt!

    Thank you for entering

    Polly


  • skies painted red
    November 11, 2008
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    i love it wonderfully,you calm psychopath!!!