Prompt 4
Oh I see you don’t want to do like you’re told;
I see and what am I going to do about it you ask?
Well before I tell you that I suggest you get a good grip on your ass.
By the time I’m done with you; you’ll be lucky if you have half of it.
First off I’m going to have old red put his size 14 to your light weight ass.
See how that works next time you visit the rest room.
I can tell you this for sure;
You ain’t likely to be doing much resting
Just about the time you get to wishing you hadn’t been so defiant;
I’m going to put it to you with my own special blend of retributions.
Those little chestnuts you’re so proud of;
They’re going to end up roasting on an open fire.
Oh hell no don’t start begging now it’s unbecoming.
You should have thought about all that before.
After I’m done dogging you out in ways you never imagined;
I’m sending you to the basement to repairs.
What’s that little feller; you’re sorry;
Well that’s for sure but not as sorry as you’re going to be.
Don’t worry about your wife I’ll be sure she gets what she needs.
After all this isn’t hell but you may feel like it is
Meantime you want to get your sorry butt over there;
And do the job you’ve been told to do.
You don’t want no part of this baby cheeks;
We understand each other now right?
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Comments
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After reading this I am (1.) glad that I'm a girl and (2) really happy that I don't work at the North Pole. Thanks for sharing with me.
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UMMMMM.....


