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The North Pole Pooper Scoopers

There are many elves working in Santa's shop ,
and every one there has their own jobs.
There has been a few slackers and low and behold,
they are threatened to be the poo-per scooper's for old Rudolph's waste load.

Yes indeed if your  elves this is one thing you never want to be,
for the elves are very little people you see .
To be given the job to run behind the reindeer every day,
catching and flipping the poop away.

Toys is their job and each one pays their dues,
they are very careful not to play yet a few dont have a clue.
Once their was a little one new on the job playing having fun,
but they don't look at how long you've been there tolerance there's none.

Out he was cast and placed behind the reindeer there ,
it was cold and stinky and there was this suit he had to wear .
It was made of some kind of plastic to cover him complete ,
for when the reindeer it didn't go cop-link .

Oh yes it was not in a solid form,
and the little elve was running about with an outstretched arm .
For now his job was to catch the poop so none would hit the snow ,
for reindeer poop was hot and steamy and made ruts where the sleigh had to go .

Oh be careful the other elves would whisper to the new ,
for if they catch you playing you will be flipping the poo.
The little ones that listened never went outside,
but there is always one that doesn't listen they gave that job to each night .

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#4 what does one elf threatyen the other elves with to keep them in line

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  • Raining Kisses silver member
    December 1, 2008
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    hey there congratulations on the silver


  • thejollytinker
    November 19, 2008
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    I think I'll keep my day job!! Thank you so much!

  • carole21
    November 19, 2008
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    he he . . cute write for the prompt . . what a smelly job !! . . best of luck in the contests !!


  • daviscth silver member
    November 16, 2008

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    LMAO!! This is such a delightful story and holds the ring of truth!!!!! Thanks so much for sharing in my contest.


  • Raining Kisses silver member
    November 13, 2008
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    LOL AND LOL AGAIN THIS IS REALLY VERY FUNNY, POOR LITTLE ELF
    GOOD LUCK IN THE CONTEST


  • spirit rising
    November 12, 2008

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    oh i did laugh, and i can still see that little efe running around with his arm streached out covererd in poop!! lol, good luck with the contest x


  • mooniemc
    November 11, 2008
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    LOL Cute!
    I can't believe how you just roll out all your poems!
    Moon

  • memorymaker
    November 11, 2008
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    lol this made me laugh best of luck in this contest


  • Symphony
    November 10, 2008

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    Oh dear God, I'm in stitches again - and shuddering at the same time, oh the poor elves in this story I sure am glad I don't have to do their job it sounds horrific! But it's dfeinitely a good way of keeping the pesky elves in line!!!

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