So you seek the true story,
Behind Rudolfs red nose,
Well sit back and I'll tell you.
Once upon a time long ago,
Rudolf was young and very wild,
Spending all days watching Naughty.
Naughty was a quite elegant dear,
With big boobs and a shaking ass,
Who wouldn't be daydreaming of her.
But Rudolf did something stupid,
He asked Naughty to marry him,
But 'lil Naughty had too much fun.
She cast a spell on Rudolf,
Making his cheeks always blush,
When he tought of Naughty.
So Rudolf ran away in shame,
Trying to hide his constant blushing,
That is when he ran into Santa.
He never told Santa why he blushed,
Asking for help to make it stop,
Santa called on his 'lil faries.
They tried for days with different spells,
First he shot a beam of red out his ass,
Then his eye's started to glow.
The next try his penis was on fire,
And then his fur was next to light up,
Until they finaly gave it all up.
So you see this is how his nose got red,
The final and last spell they tried,
Made it glow like a oil lamp.
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