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I Hate Everything About You

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I been keepin' this inside for so long you know
It's about to make me bust so I'm lettin' it go...
You can't keep it to yourself when you feel this way
an' I'm gonna go insane so I just got to say.

You're enough to curl the hair inside my nose,
I don't have to see you comin' when your gettin' close,
just the smell is so atrocious I nearly toss a gut
you smell worse than sniffin' up a camels butt.

  You aint just kinda doudy, you could make a man blind,
an' I think it'd be a blessing of the ultimate kind,
cuz your ugly as Medusa with the pythons in her hair
a gander at you woman, there's no terror could compare

If  you think I'm pickin' on you, all I got to say
'bout your mama and your daddy, I feel the same way
cuz your brother is a boner and your sister's a skag
yea your whole butt ugly family always makes me wanna' gag

I hate everything about you, yea that's all I can say
I been hatin' you for so long can't go on another day
hate your voice, I hate your body, hate your ugly puss
I'd have told you long ago, if I wasn't such a wus.

Yea, I hate everything about you.
 

Author notes

I know this is a big departure for me, but I loved the original by Ugly Kid Joe and I'm feeling cranky today. Couldn't pass up an opportunity like this. Lena the Hyena, world's ugliest woman is courtesy of Lil Abner and artist Don Markstein.

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  • my imaginary friend
    November 16, 2008

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    Oh wow I love this! I don't know why but this made me feel more happy than mad I love these two lines:
    I hate everything about you, yea that's all I can say
    I been hatin' you for so long can't go on another day

    This is very well written nice work


  • Sandygram silver member
    November 15, 2008

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    Terrific Change Of Pace!!

    Well this is quite different. . Now this brought a laugh and smile. Its good to read something humorous from you. Wonderful imagery. Thanks for sharing.

    You take care,
    Sandy


  • sense surreal gold member
    November 11, 2008

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    I guffaw like a hyena

    You're enough to curl the hair inside my nose,
    I don't have to see you comin' when your gettin' close,

    I love these lines...those lines showed enough hate without telling it in words, those kind of details are amazing


  • FleetingImage
    November 10, 2008

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    lol wow this poem made me laugh for two reasons...one just because it was funny and two for the picture you have. I loved the way your wrote this...it was just funny but i could feel your dislike for this person with great extent...good luck.

  • tsavo
    November 10, 2008
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    Well i liked it. Strange. Not used to something like this from you. But it was funny.


  • Amera gold member
    November 10, 2008

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    You nut! This is so funny!
    "your brother is a boner and your sister's a skag"
    how crude! LOL

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • Pisces rainbow gold member
    November 10, 2008

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    I love the apology
    and I don't advocate hate
    but this is so very funny
    you aint just kinda doudy, you could make a man blind
    a hyena so its o.k. right
    God bless you my friend...

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