Have you tried a phantom dick?
if frustrated get there quick
The local witch doctor will sort you out
he has the spells without any doubt
This dick inside a jar which he obtained from a Pakistani
so anytime you fancy a bit just say “phantom dick my fanny”
A disbelieving woman who was middle class
utter nonsense she said phantom dick my…. assssssssss ow
Author notes
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR ADULT ONLY (SOME MAY BE OFFENDED)
JOKE MIXED WITH RHYME
A contest entry
- Give Me Your Best Joke by A63-Angel.
375 points, ended November 28, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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hi
sorry about that The word Fanny has a different meaning in the UK,
KEVIN X
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lol im lost. but it wus still funny lol <3
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HIYA
The word Fanny has a different meaning in the UK,
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ohhhhh okai. lol stupid america >=O
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