The Devil met Jesus,
he was looking to make a deal,
He offered him cars and women,
he was looking to make a steal.
“Back thy Satan,” Jesus said in a might roar,
“I am not going to do what you are asking for.”
The devil frustrated his plan was not working,
reached in his pocket, for something
to help his mind stop jerking.
Jesus eyes widen and what the he was looking at,
The devil smile his famous grin, like a slick alley cat.
“Jesus my friend, you have held on thus far,
But now I ask what would you do for a Klondike bar”
Jesus shook but soon his decision was clear,
“Alright, you win,” he cried,
"I’ll give Bush one more year.”
Author notes
to those that find this offense, i am sorry it is all in clear fun. when she told me about this contest, my mind when to this, so all i can say is sorry it is how my mind works sometimes. Keep it flowing
A contest entry
- Time To Have Some Fun.. You Interested? by AngelKat42.
700 points, ended November 13, 2008, 6 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
enjoy
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OMG! That's freaking hilarious!!!!!
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Haha!
This was great.
Thanks for another amazing write.
-Kati Anne
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Lol, this was good. Even funnier a year later, with Obama now in power ~ did Jesus take the Klondike bar, eat it and run, do you think? He never kept his promise
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Lol
Cute write indeed. Sadly as things are now Bush is not looking all that bad. You know what they say...' The grass is always greener ' -
LOL
THIS WAS FUNNY AND ORIGINAL....LMAO...REAL CUTE....LOL
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Disturbing background. Change it and I'll give the poem a read.
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Congrats on the silver hunni!
Oh how I've missed this I will never know! Too funny hun, the last lines are killers
Congrats on the much deserved silver...tho it should have been gold if ya ask me! 
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Funny
I disagree with it, but it's still funny.
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too damn funny A!
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haha Thats was a great poem
I love it
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hahah love it!
i know i've read this before but i can't remember if i commented on it or not. so i'll comment anyway
so yeah, that pretty much rocks!
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SWEET~! hehe
LOL! omg thats so awesome very good write ^.^
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that was awesomely funny it rocked.
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thats fucking awesome that was funny as hell
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AHAHAHA! This was hilarious. I got a much-needed laugh from this, it was pure win!
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lmao! wow, this is great!
i love the ending.
and this part:
The devil smile his famous grin, like a slick alley cat.
“Jesus my friend, you have held on thus far,
But now I ask what would you do for a Klondike bar”
and the part about Bush was greatness.
i seriously laughed out loud when i read this.
what would you do for a klondike bar?
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heh heh.... so THAT's how it happened.
You certainly had fun with this and I had fun reading it.
Write on, poet.
Blessings,
Myth -
Wow.
That made me laugh. Cute!
xxoo
gypsy -
This. Is. Awesome.
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No offense
taken !! this is truly funny, i love God too and Christ His Son and i don't want to become so religious that i forget to see the humor that God gave me in the first place well Done my friend!
Blessings
Rend
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haha
that was hilarious
very nicely done -
laughing and laughing....loved it...and oh damn!
I knew it..those dang klondike bars!
perhaps we can send him to Canada?
just a thought!
ears/Seattle
giggle.
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Rollin on the floor laughing my ass off
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lol
lol funny i like... normally i would be quite offended by this. but its so well writen i just have to laugh even though i have no idea what a klondike bar is lol... obviously we dont have them in aus -
Damn, this is awesome... The end quite literally made me piss myself laughing Congrats on the most well-deserved silver
Laura
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Can't stop l(ing)mao!
The entire write is soooo perfect.
I love how you set this up as serious, holy poem with a message as such and then executed it with such humorous wisdom!
I really would love your permission to share this with my aunt! She is a christain with a real sense of humor.
I know she'll love it as much I do.
Many applause!
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lol one more year of Bush? Remember that is one more year of Cheny to lol. It is a little fusty in the white house these days. Obama better come with some lysol lol
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Ok i dont' like make'n fun of Jesus .. but this is flip'n awesometatic!! I luv it dude!
peace,
Luv,
and Tokio hotel
~Kiwi
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oh, dear...
Alright, that was halarious. Very clever, and very funny. -
this is very funny. good topical stuff. but 'what the he was looking at' is a grammatical error. . .??
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i loved it!!!
the last line made me laugh out loud for real.
and i am in the middle of class so it was weird.
great write
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THIS WAS AMAZING!!!!!!
ONE OF THE BEST POEMS ABOUT JESUS ..EVER...
Reading your poetry and storys, I am amazed... your very talented... and I have added you to my favorites just so I can come back and read more
keep up the awesome job..
_______LisaJazmine______
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Lol thats great but bush dont need another year..
great poem
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I had ONE immediate response to this write. . :George Carlin as the priest in the movie Dogma. . .
Cracked me up. . .yer funnnnnny. . .LOL
Fantastic write, congratulations on the metal.
Nicely done,
love,
jin
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lol
I do love the wit. The politics aside. It is good to see some humor here on AP.
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This is a very good poem, keep up the good work
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LMAO...i love this hahaha.XF GOOD WRITE! very humours in deed.
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this is so funny! i love the last line! when i visited your page, i was a little afraid of what dark humor rested in your poems and personality. but this is hilarious! great job!
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LOL AND LOL AGAIN. tHIS IS SUPERBLY CLEVER AND VERY VERY FUNNY. I LOVE THESE HUMEROUS THINGS THAT DANCE AN IRISH JIG IN MY HEAD, FANTASTIC VERY VERY GOOD WRITE
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OH MY THIS IS SO FLIPPING FUNNY !!!!!!!
I love it, not very many people take humor so lightly these days, I loved how this had a lighthearted feel to it and the beginning of the poem was so epic.
I would give you more applause but I suck so I cant give you four sorry.
You rock.
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OMG! I Died laughing ...OMG...I actually...oy...give me a minute... This was a well diserved trophy..and it shouldve been gold!!! Nicely penned and full of humor!
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I can see why this piked up its silver trophy The humour does not enter until the last line but when it does it is such a sharp kick that it brings every thing written before it to a different hight Excellent
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this is hilarious!!! congrats on the silver - well deserved. i enjoyed reading this.
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Brilliant take... too funny. Well done.
Ken
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ROFLMAO.... This was an incredibly funny poem. .I have read it over and over, and each time I laughed even harder than the first time. Outstanding take on the prompt.
good luck
kat
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hehehe... classic!! Ahh the things we will do for a ice cream bar
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HAHAHAH! Omg! Hehehe. I wanted to enter this contest as well, but I just did not know what to write about! You've done an amazing job though. This made me laugh Best to you in the contest!
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LOL! I can see the humour in this and don't think you have to worry'bout anyone feeling offended. A GOOD FUNFILLED WRITE WHICH MADE ME GIGGLE
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haha!
Nice to have some light-hearted, humorous poetry on here.
Nice work.
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Excellent
Very well done. Sooo funny. Best of luck in the contest.
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haha, cheers to a witty end
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BAHAHA!!! Amazing! Hilarious! Witty! Itelligent! I love you... lol nah lol well done, cleaver, raelly cleaver... top work mate!
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LMAO! This is so funny and a great
write! I love how you wrote this one.
Good luck to you here!
Jeremy0826
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