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Too Much Of A Good Thing

I've talked to my Doctor about
Having a boob reduction job
To take away some of the flesh
That makes my body throb

If I try to lay down and rest
My boobs fly out and hit my chin
Then I must sit up and tuck them
Back into my bra again

Then I had a problem with them at work
I couldn't reach the typewriter keys
They attached the keyboard to the wall
So I could stand and type with ease

And when I take a shower
I'm sorta bent over in pain
My boobs rest on a bench
No worry they'll slide down the drain

I've given up on dating
Until my surgery is over
I can't stand to dance alone
I feel like my partner's playing red rover

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  • Silent Cougar Moderators member
    November 26, 2008

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    I like the take on this one,,imagery on each line is funny and easily found, pity yhe poor woman to be honest, so much to offer and only gets in the way.. well done and thank you for entering.


    • Katie Lazette
      November 26, 2008
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      Thank you Silent Cougar for the HM. I enjoyed entering your contest. Glad you enjoyed my poem.


  • storiesuntold gold member
    November 19, 2008

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    Oh my goodness

    I have never had to worry about such a thing but I have thought about wearing a big cup bra on my but cheaks and pull the straps over my shoulders to help with my back pain hahaha


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    November 9, 2008

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    Great entry. I enjoyed your poem very much and wish you the best of luck

  • mcheadle
    November 9, 2008

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    This is a scream, but is is true- or so I have been told

    I have heard that it is the best thing one can do for themself and enjoy the work after it is done.
    this is a lot to try and carry no matter where it sets on your body. Even the breathing is much better...mac

    • Katie Lazette
      November 9, 2008
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      Thanks mcheadle for reading my poem. This isn't true in my case, but I have seen women who have a problem. If I did have this problem I would have surgery to reduce them. I'm comfortable with what I have been blessed with. A C cup.


  • Jeremy0826 silver member
    November 9, 2008

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    LOL! This is funny indeed!
    I hope that you do well with this
    one my friend. Good luck to you!




    Jeremy0826


  • xo-bailee-xo
    November 9, 2008
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    sooo funny! good luck in the contest!

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