a bite of the lemon
a lick of the salt
god only knows
it wasn’t my fault
“not everybody’s cup of tea”
in my head, that’s what it said
when it winked at me
golden brown liquid sin
Damn, that worm had a grin
well he was good looker then
and the kiss
pure starlight bliss
too bad, so sad, I was pissed
I should have met his kin
right before I married him
well that’s all behind me now
in his mind I’m still to blame
drove him overboard, right insane
sometimes now I’ll look at him
“hey, ya wanna meet my kin.”
next thing I know that pudgy little worm
looks up and cracks a grin
a bite of the lemon
a lick of the salt
god only knows
it wasn’t my fault
Author notes
Sunoir 
A contest entry
- Time for some laughs, Name Prompt. by Rob..
900 points, ended November 30, 2008, 17 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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lmao.....this is fun......tequila and love what a mix...cheers......
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yup...
blamin it on the takillya are ya?
they say a drunk never lies, I wonder how that equates to sleeping around, are we all just freaks?...lol
love it mah dear, as always great stuff....
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This is really funny. i enjoyed reading it emmensely.
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Oh my...
that was a blast to read...I had a smile from ear to ear trying to hold the laughter in! You have a way with humor, not to mention a great flow as well that kept me entertained throughout the read!
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Oh my, lol, this is pretty funny, and I am envisioning a grinning worm now. Great job with your prompt!
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Good un G. Gotta luv that worm, evil lil bastard gets us all into trouble doesn't he. best of luck to ya in the contest.
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(a knowing laugh)
tequila has made me do a few things - thankfully I don't remember them.
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Great entry on your given prompt 
Very funny write and I wish you good luck in this contest
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ci senor...lol
Well gosh darn it you stumped me....
or at least you thought you mighta, I guess one could go with either sun or black on this....
but since today me and NyQuil are such good friends and I feel rather out of it I would like an adventure...
hhmm...k, got it.
"The Tequila made me do it."
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*LOL*
damn that tequila
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