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Kermit.....Don't......Shoot

With a shotgun blast
poor Miss Piggy didn't
stand a chance

Kermit the frog
was out for revenge

No Kermit don't shoot
the other muppets begged

But for this unfortunate
piggy it was too late

Kermit was done
putting up with her shit

So he pulled the trigger
and Miss Piggy went down

In a hail of bullets
she screamed as her blood
poured out

No Kermit
Don't Shoot

Too late

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  • tears.of.silence
    February 10

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    lol

    this is too funny i know it's suppose to be weird and stuff but this really is hilarious... i hate the muppets so let's all blast them away! I'm glad I clicked on this, I needed a laugh... Kahy


  • just weak hands
    January 29

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    LOL
    I think you accomplished something here, because you certainly made me laugh ! I can just imagine Kermit with a shotgun...

    Wonderful ! Great job on the HM :]


  • Shakes-spear
    January 25
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    Wow, kermit with a gun!

    Look out Bert and Earnie! This is cute! Congrats on the trophy! The Shaker


  • redbarchettadrive gold member
    January 24

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    Sunny days...
    Everything's A-OK....
    Can you show me how to get,
    how to get to Sesame street?
    Poor, poor Piggie!


  • penman gold member
    January 21
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    Wonderful

    Oh my what a great creation. This was great. Congratulations on the honorable mention


  • thejollytinker
    January 21
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    A funeral and a ready made meal- serendipitous, dontcha think?!


  • Mantha
    January 20
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    I'm so glad Miss Piggy has been put out of our misery.


  • Ademon
    January 9
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    Miss Piggy was a Schovenistic Pig anyway...She had what was coming to her lol


  • Rob. gold member
    November 30, 2008
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    nice

    poor miss piggy, always slappin around that lil frog...

    wonder what her last thoughts were?

    great job, loved it.


  • Rob. gold member
    November 9, 2008
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    Not making it easy huh?

    Well, felt tipped reminds me of crayons and my daughter always using the walls instead of paper, and the look of sheer poison she gave me when I told her walls were Not for coloring....

    But of course there is the arrow analogy, battles won or lost because of the great archers of the past...

    hhhhmmmm, what to do....k, how about...

    The Death of Miss Piggy.

    by Kermit the Frog.

    lol

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