Tinkerbell was lying dead,
blond hair matted with drying mud
and green dress ripped in shreds,
beneath the Matterhorn.
Mickey was consoling Minnie,
while Pluto circled protectively
spying all who came to close.
Donald was yelling in a frantic tongue
too confused to be understood.
But Pinocchio knew something...
Goofy was in charge of the investigation,
and started by taking toeprints
of the Seven Dwarfs...
plus the White Rabbit.
Pan was chasing after Hook
who he thought was the culprit,
but Hook had an alibi.
Apparently he and Smee
were together at Club Med - Guantanamo.
But Pinocchio knew something...
Ariel and Jasmine started a debate
about who should now be considered
the hottest Disney chick:
now that the Bondage Fairy was dead.
And in the background, quietly still,
stood Huey, Dewey, and Cousin Marvin...
who had replaced Louie the year before.
Louie mysteriously disappeared
in the Swiss Family Treehouse.
And Pinocchio still knew something.
Author notes
Socialgremlin, Option 3
A contest entry
- Options for those in search for something new by kitsmith.
700 points, ended December 1, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Yet another conspiracy theory to add to my growing collection.Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of ducks?I avidly await the day (and I know it will come) when a machine is invented that will allow us to (temporarily) become cartoons.I am consumed by lust for Lois from "Family Guy". Of course I realize that I'll have to compete with Brian but sooner or later she'll get sick of doggie style and seek some darker thrills and there is no darker thrill than Toad Sex! Hoo-rah!
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Very interesting. I'm not catching what Pinnochio knew, but it's obvious he knew SOMETHING... I like how you mentioned a lot of various characters in this. Thanks for entering.
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umm weird? What did Pinochio know again?
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Now if I told you exactly what Pinnochio knew, half the fun and cleverness of the poem would be lost. Just picture Pinnochio standing there amid the chaos... shifty eyes darting back and forth as he watches everyone... his nose twitching to get longer, but not quite growing because no one is asking him a question directly yet... and besides, I've always hated Pinnochio as a "hero" character - so the point was really that everyone was ignoring him for more important people - even the random duck cousin Marvin (whom I made up).
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Ha! Nice.
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