...Gong

One of my very bestest friends
who I will love 'till the world ends
is sitting beside me as i type these words
i hope she doesn't think that are overly absurd.

My love for her expands the gooniverse
I can't help but to smile when we converse
She is the Lily to my Lavender
I can't imagine the world without her.

She loves to eat my Hippie s'mores
never has she been a bore.
She even wants to Eat my Egg
and sometimes she likes to hump my leg.

Mama really makes her mad
even if she's not that bad
it's just that's all the spirit would say
when we were playing with a Ouija that day.

We're in a band, don't you see?
Just me and her and her and me.
We sing about sex and about doing signs
My Lizzie is my friend... she's mine.

We think about life and about love
when we pass each other we give a little shove.
She makes me smile when I'm sad
makes things better when they're bad.

She's my Lizzie, she's my green
she's so nice, she's never mean.
She burps a lot, it makes me smile
she makes coming to this hell hole worth while.

she's in my ecology class
the other day she saw my ass
we laughed and laughed and laughed some more
but now, right now, we're sitting on the floor.

We should be working but we're just not
but oh well we're super hot
i love my Lizzie a hell of a lot
she one of the besterest friends I got.