So What? Fine, I'll apologize...

So what if i'm not like other girls?
Is it a crime to wear over sizes to keep warm?
A crime to restrain you from paying for every date?
A crime to want to walk you to your door?

So what if i'm not "Lady-Like"?
I only ask that you get a clue...
Because when it comes to going on dates,
I only want to be equal to you...

Don't touch that wallet!
It was my idea to come here.
Why should you pay for something that
I was my idea, just a mere...

The little thought of a movie date,
Oh my - What are you doing with that?
Trying to feed me popcorn... sure...
want to lose a hand?

We're on our way home now
and you bring your arms around me...
Trying to kiss: Dude! Show some respect!
My mother is in the front seat!

About a week later we meet again;
It feels so nice to hold our hand...
But wait - What now?! Get off of me!
I still have the ability to stand:

Don't dare and try to pick me up,
don't sweep me off my feet!
I'm not like that, I'm no princess,
Why won't you listen to me?

The day is done and we're off to your house,
I go to walk you to your door...
Why are you complaining so much?
I just wanted a few moments more...

Who cares if it's the guy's job to be a gentlemen?
I'm only trying to be nice!
So what if I don't like being 'petite',
I repeat, I don't care to be "Lady-Like"

That sickens me. You should know that by now,
I suppose we are indeed better friends...
Because if you couldn't tolerate my bring myself,
Then I'm glad this will... have to end.

I'm sorry that I'm not as fragile as glass.
Sorry I don't need your complete attention.
Sorry if I don't need to be held at all times,
that I don't need your protection.

I'm sorry if i'm not as girly as most other females,
that I refuse to agree to your fascinatingly sexist terms...
that making you more happy would mean changing myself.
Something I refuse to endure.

I'm sorry I refuse to change myself,
Sorry you chose her over me...
I'm sorry that you were such an *bunny*
that you didn't stop to think.

But most of all I come to announce
my final sorry to end the rest:
I'm sorry I actually trusted you,
that I thought your love among the best...