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The Blooming Book of Revelation Makes No Mention of an Anti-Christ, You Illiterate Tossers!

Thick skulls, supported on red necks,
Defend what little brain these jackasses possess
From truth, from knowledge, from reality

The Duchess of Wasilla scampers off
With her tail between her ignorant legs,
Bruised and crying

And then Fox News calls her.

Author notes

Also, the Book of Revelation was written by a prisoner, and he wasn't writing about the future but about the past. And he was a bitter guy lashing out against his jailers. Fuck him.

What is the crazy?

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  • mumpygym
    January 23, 2009

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    Wow!

    This is something, but I want it to go on. I love the first line. I think I get the idea, but being somewhat vacant, I am not too sure what the story is here, exactly. Nevertheless, I adore it's tone.


  • SaboriLove.
    December 30, 2008
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    sweet, lmao


  • Kate-the-Shrew
    November 11, 2008

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    Lmao, you can't help starting fights here, can you? i know you speak the truth, its right there in the text. when and how did it get lost in translation in the minds of the flocks? .......short, but it says what it needs to say doesn't it?


  • bigpapa
    November 8, 2008

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    Clever...

    ...however this viewpoint is equally as disturbing to this thick-shulled redneck. I suppose I helped get Obama elected indirectly by voting for Bush last term. But hey...Carter brought us Regan, maybe Obama's administration will bring us a great leader. A Libertarian perhaps. Love the title. Well done as usual.


  • Dorick
    November 6, 2008
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    Lol, nice


  • weewatto
    November 6, 2008

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    Even over here, the satisfaction is immense.

    Well done you lot

    xxxxxxxxx


  • Dawliah
    November 6, 2008
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    Oh dear god.. I love you.
    AHH.

  • Suzanne Dia
    November 6, 2008

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    Do you think she'll become a press member...pundit?

    Or do you think she'll really further pursue politics?

    I'd rather hate her as a pundit than a politician

    lol

    god I got into it via email with some redneck republican assholes from Idaho yesterday... the ignorance really scares me.

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