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Don't slam the door it's not a Ford!

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Oh come on Baby don't be mad,
I'll do something about your flowers.
just don't slam my truck door no more
it ain't no ford!
whatcha cookin honey smells good..
stop wiggling away been so long
can' t cook with my hands there?
Your always saying Romance?
women! Throw me a beer babe
BURRRRRRRRRP.
Turin the race on..


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yes this would be my nightmare =)

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  • Soft-Rain gold member
    December 9, 2008
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    Yep i know some guys like this too. lol
    Great job!
    thanks for entering


  • Xianaria gold member
    December 7, 2008

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    LOL ~ short, sweet & to the point. I think I know people like this...Nicely done, thanks for entering!

  • Hot Llama Love
    December 1, 2008
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    You REALLY do know us don't you? This is really good.


    • Rheea gold member
      December 1, 2008
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      lol I am a cowgirl honey, I ran a boarding barn and bred horses for years.
      yes I know you .


  • Patpowers silver member
    November 7, 2008
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    Now excuse yourself!! Just kidding I liked the BURRRRRRRP towards end! U are awesome!!


  • wildfiredreamer
    November 6, 2008
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    not even sure what to say to this one
    lol

    girl you are something else


  • arafura gold member
    November 6, 2008
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    Three handsome young men is your nightmare? Yeah right!


    • Rheea gold member
      November 6, 2008
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      hey these are my Boys!! Friends of my daughters all were in her wedding =) I love them dearly.
      Handsome are they not? And do they know it.


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    November 6, 2008
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    Well penned. Best of luck in this contest

  • dillpickle62
    November 6, 2008
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    Hahaha....

    Thank-you for my morning chuckle.


  • Melissa Burns
    November 5, 2008

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    Who in the picture??? ANYWAYS I like that - ain't no ford clever write, will have to check this poem contest out!!!


  • Swangrnv gold member
    November 5, 2008

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    l.o.l.

    this is your nightmare? l.o.l. well it doesn't take much it seems! very humorous, and an interesting take on this story.

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