Look at the clock.
5:55. gotta get up. Cant fall asleep. i have work and that asshole is phoning me.
5:56, 4 minutes. then that Bastard phones me. How can he treat me like that?
5:57. Almost his birthday. what's his deal? gets drunk every day for 20 since i was 10, beats me, and i turn out fine. the fucking district attourney of this god forsaken city!
5:58. he gets bitter. and that SON OF A BITCH expects me to phone him on his birthday!
5:59. the bloody nerve! less than 45 seconds to his birthday. like that's anything to celebrate.
6:00. their's that fucking phone. just answer it.
"Yes?....... WHAT? he's....... dead?"
6:00. i hang up. i guess he made me the man i am today. he was a good man.
6:01. OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING THAT FUCKER IS DEAD!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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i got a tom waits inspiration from this one. and yeah i typed it within 15 minutes, with all the spelling errors and such..
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