I crossed the street
when I saw you coming;
Oh no! not that kind,
I refer to approaching,
but let’s not kid ourselves,
everyone in this town
has likely seen your
twisted, rotten cumface.
You spend so much time
working on your back
that you’ve calloused your spine
and your pussy is slack;
your titties, that I must admit,
once were very first-rate,
now swing so low,
like jelly in a plastic bag.
You barely even charge
a dollar and a cent,
as long as there’s cock,
that payment’s just fine;
you scream with delight
whenever you’re poked,
so much so that
your neighbors fled.
“The town bike”
is too easy an insult,
more often than not,
you’re more like a tandem,
you have more rides
than Six Flags theme park;
why don’t you just fuck off
and open a brothel?
Author notes
Insult Inspiration Prompt Chosen: 1. Dirty Cunt!
Prompt chosen was No.1 'Dirty Cunt!', but it also can cover slightly option 2. Trailer Trash! and 3. 'Crack Whore!'
A slightly fun, nonsensical, non-serious take on the prompt for this one and not actually taken aim at anyone in particular (or anyone that springs to mind) for a change.
A contest entry
- Insult Inspiration (Round 2) by delightfulmess.
550 points, ended November 28, 2008, 7 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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hahahahaha,,,Oh That second stanza had me rolling!
Great take herer
Delila
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Thank you kindly. I wasn't sure about the jelly/plastic bag line lol
(sorry for the delay in reply)
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This is really a good write and you did so well with this prompt!
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Thank you very much, glad you enjoyed it.
(sorr for the delay in reply)
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