shower, dress and put on my make-up
Only Maybelliene XXL Volume Length mascara for my eyes
I know what turns on these guys
M.A.C. Lipstick for my lips, but not too much
With my sultry mouth I only need a touch
Okay my make-up is done
Now to my hair for a little fun
I brush my long wavy locks
Their so smooth with very little knots
Tie them all back into a nice tight ponytail
Slick the front with my protien gel
Looks like now that I'm ready to go
I know I'm going to work
and not a fashion show
but today I'm going to wear my sling-back stilettos
Ah it feels good to look good
And I'm a lady so it should
At the office
at my desk
I get very little rest
meeting with clients
still looking my best
Suddenly I get a call from Stan
Now that is one fine man
He asks, "Drinks after work?"
I say "Most certainly" now I gotta call and cancel with Dirk
What a night this is gonna be is my thought
As I pull my Benz out of the parking lot
I meet him there and he is on time
Did I mention that this man is fine?
We drink, we laugh as I flip my hair
Not only him but the bartender,
the guys playing pool,
even the waitresses all stare.
I laugh at his jokes
at all the fun he pokes
But it's getting late
I have to end this date
He walks me to my car
Which I didn't park far
I get in and we make another enagement
This time I'll make the arrangement
I smile and say "I'll give you a call"
But I don't intend to after all
I get home and draw a bath
Now it's time to take of this mask
Starting with each eyelash
My stilettos back in the shoe closet I stash
I stretch out whew it feels good to be free
Really good to just be me
After my bath I remember my role model*
Drop two drops on my neck from my Chanel No.5 bottle
Like her thats all I wear to bed
Except my scarf to cover my head
As I pray and drift to sleep
I smile slyly showing a little teeth
My lips slowly part
as I let out a massive fart
I laugh out loud till it hurts
That's for the Stan's, the bartenders and the rest of the jerks
Gold trophy winner
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