There was a fat lady called Girt
who had lost her puppy called Bert,
it is'nt surprising
that she is chastising
the damn dog had crawled up her skirt.
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Comments
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Hee hee funny
Still love your writes.

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Nice Limerick


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LOL that was funny. Great elaboration of the picture. Well done, my friend. Thanks.
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THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!!
Oh my!
This sure brought a much needed smile to me today.
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LOL Great limerick and funny!! I appreciate your entry.


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This is a hoot! Reminds me of my ol' Aunt Elsie and her toy poodle. Elsie was hard of hearing and closed her pouch up in the hide-a-bed . Couldn't locate him for ,well. We'll just say a little too long for his health. He didn't die,but was never quite right in the head and certainly never trusted her after. Kinda skitish if she came near him.


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