Snowball Threats
SNOWBALL THREATS (c) Copyright 2008
(from SNOWBALL WARS coming SOON!)
If you want to fight with me,
you know that you will lose,
I always play to win,
so now it's time to choose,
whether to continue,
or whether to give in,
I swear by Marley's Ghost,
my bestest mate can't win.
No river running deep,
No mountain rising high,
will keep a cold snowball,
from splatting in your eye.
You know my aim is true,
I never ever miss,
I have a pitcher's arm,
for a day of snowball bliss.
One after another,
I can't help but cry,
as another snowball falls,
like a missile from the sky.
Oh, this is my reply,
to your snowball threat,
before the sun goes down,
your bottom will be wet -
from falling on your bum,
at least a thousand times,
for I'm the snowball king,
and the king of rhymes.
The only way you'll win,
is with another's help,
for you couldn't hit a barn,
all by your sweet ole self.
If Wayne comes to your rescue,
it may be a draw,
for I'll throw the biggest snowball,
that he ever saw.
I'll hit him in the belly,
in the jaw - in the caboose,
for I'm the snow ball king,
and I'm busting loose.
I know I'll win the war,
with my apprentice D,
So LET THE GAMES BEGIN,
in Cleethorpes by the sea.
Author notes
Let the battle begin sweetie
Please tell me what you think
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I am laughing so much I am nearly in tears. You two write brilliantly together, this is so whimsical and reminds me of innocent days gone by. I hope to see many more collabs by you two. A fun read, wonder who will win lol are you a gent Earl?? maybe not when you are having a snowball fight, getting your ass whooped by sugar.
All the best to you both
Emma
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LMAO!!! He will be whooped no fear.
Thans for reading hon, enjoy the battle
Love Chelle
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Cute.
Very cute, sis. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Good one.
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Thank you bro
always a pleasure to have you read
Valued and appreciated
~sugar~
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by the way
nice write as well, you took me on a a cruise down memory lane and filled me with longing and nostalgia. You do good work, baby...
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Thank you sweetie
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I'm laughing my ass off...
Very humorous, very cutesy write honey. I'm afraid I must deliver bad tidings to you however...EARL IS GOING TO WIN! I've been over there in merry olde secretly watching you practice [well, that wasn't the only thing I was watching], and the fly swatter flit you're using needs a LOT of work before anyone would call it a throwing motion...my best advice to you is to go buy a good shovel, you're going to need it just to dig yourself out, LOL!!
GO EARL GO, you da man!!!
Love, Brazos
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Hiya B. The shovel is on order LMAO! But that is to DIG Earl out Good to see ya B. Thank you for your fab comment, just brilliant. I will not give in and my aim is just perfect...Incoming SPLAT! gotchya. LOL!!!
Have a great day B
A pleasure as always
Love ~sugar~
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im sorry, this just wasn't of any intrest to me, the naivity of the childrens snowball wars was appealing in an recollectionary astehtic manner, but i just couldn't properly feel anything happening, good luck with the book however.
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Thank you for reading and commenting
always valued and appreciated
~sugar~
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ace I love it hun
So Earl the challenge has begun lol
Look forward to seeing the snow balls flying across the pond
Julie
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just to let you know Earl started it LMAO!
Cheers hon
~sugar~
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this was original and very cute. Uplifting and it brings you back to a simpler time. I enjoyed the read! -
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I am so glad you enjoyed this
A pleasure to have you read and comment
~sugar~
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good, nice flow
very sweet, it takes me back to a simpler time. thanks.
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Thank you so much for reading and commenting
Truly appreciated
~sugar~
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Well there isn't too much snow in these parts of Texas, so I'll have to sit on the sidelines and cheer y'all on, now if I can only find my pom-poms. OH! and the hot choclate with marshmellows is on me.
PS I really like the poem too.
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Thank you so much for you comment and the hot chocolate finished to perfection.
Valued and appreciated...cheers welcomed.
~sugar~
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Let the wars begin!
I have a deadly arm and I am not afraid to use it.
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LMAO! Whose side Greg?
Cheers hon for reading, valued and appreciated
Love ~sweetness~ xxx
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COVERED IN SNOW - BUT STILL STANDING -
UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR MOTLEY CREW!
HE! HE! HE!
Don't worry - I'll give you a soft place to sit your sore bum on when you come to your senses and surrender - as well as a steaming cup of HOT CHOCOLATE with REAL WHIPPED CREAM and A FLAKE as I'm a civilized man of peace and love - after all - and not a barbarian or the abominal snowman. -
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Me? Surrender are ya real - NEVER!
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THIS WAS FUN TO DO WITH YOU!
So,I'll keep it going with all our AP mates from England and some of our AP mates from the states throughout this winter with more pieces from the two of us - that I'll put together in a little book when the war is won - by The Yanks - of course! HE! HE!
OH, what fun this is going to be - knocking all me lovely mates in England - on their pretty butts - in the snow!
LOL!!!!
Peace & Love - until the war continues - and then you and your army of redcoats better hear for Hubbard's Hills, Sugar!
Earl (aks THE SNOWBALL KING!)
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Always a pleasure hon He! He! This will be fun sweetie I am sure all involved will love seeing you with snow on ya face when ya lose. Me? Heading for Hubbard's Hills me thinks not...That is a place for you to head...it has already got your name written all over it...
Have fun baby!
Love ya ~sugar~ 
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You will have more than snow on your face,
I believe that it will be egg - and rather scrambled! HE! HE! And when we get to HUBBARD'S HILLS you will learn the hard way why it is named after me - as I am also known all over the world as THE KING of THE MOUNTAIN! HE! HE!
CHOW, BABY!
Perhaps, Mr. Toad will come to your rescue, too! -
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Why is that hon?....could it be the fact that they are always covered in snow...as you will be. He! He!
CHOW, BABY! -
Whoohoo, fighting talk Earl...love it
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