Didn't you get that memo?

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ? It's legality is in question so it can't be posted on the internet.

2. What do you want most right now ? Someone to love and call my own

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ? Yes it takes 877,001

4. Name one of your guilty pleasures? Comic Books.

5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ? Maybe if my tongue had appendages with fingers

6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ? I abhor children...nuff said.

7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you? (might want to ask your friends) I'm overly random, and struggle with taking things seriously.

8. What are you scared of ? Dying alone.

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like). Both Please.

10. Muffins or cupcakes ? I love icing, it gives me a broner.

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ? Survival of the fittest.

12. Would you kill them first to do so ? Everyone's got an equal chance at survival. Carpe Diem

13. Who's your favorite muppet ? Gonzo the Great

14. What's the name of your weenis? I've never thought about naming the skin on my elbow, but if I had to pick a name it would be "Octavio"

15. What's your prized possession ? My computer or my Phone

16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ? I'm older than six thank you.

17. Ever have an imaginary friend ? Yeah, but I got hungery so I had to kill him and eat him.

18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate) Lots. If you're in my hood it's "Big Homie" Everywhere else it's just Ray, or RayRay, or  if you're Erynn it's LUBERJACK and I'm Rena's WOMBAT !!!!!

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ? Everyone's got a price.

20. What kind of fruit are you ? I hate fruit.

21. Addicted to anything ? Apparently I'm addicted to answering these questions. I just can't walk away.

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ? Constantly.

23. One thing you swear never to do... ? Stab a friend in the back

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non) I'm really partial to a concoction I made called an "Ol' Yeller" it's Burnetts Citrus Vodka mixed with Sweet & Sour,

it tastes like lemonade.

25. What do your pajamas look like ? Same thing my boxers look like.

26. What are you most self conscious about ? What people think about what I say.

27. Weird habits ? I tend to count how many steps it takes for me to get somewhere.

28. What languages do you speak ? German and small portions of Spanish and French.

29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ? 8

30. What's your favorite candy ? Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

31. Favorite holiday ? I don't like holidays.

32. Favorite food ? Beef

33. Favorite movie of all time ? Reservoir Dogs

34. Can you chug a beer ? I can chug multiple beers...at a time...

35. Favorite game ? (doesn't matter the kind) GTA IV

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ? Daily.

37. Have you ever been beat up ? Everyone needs to get an ass whoopin' every once in a while.

38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ? Nope, they're mine and not for sale.

39. Describe your dream person ? They'd be dreamy. 

40. Do you think women are smarter than men ? Depends on the problem being solved.

41. Could you survive in the wild ? Yes, I have a field guide.

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want) It ultimately depends on what I'm in the mood for.

43. What would your super hero name be ? The Chucktastic

44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ? Utah Raptor

45. Do you have an undie drawer ? Sure do, socks are mixed in as well.

46. Have you traveled outside the country ? I've crossed the border a few times.

47. Do you pee in public pools ? (don't lie) I don't like swimming, much less in public pools.

48. Would you fast forward your life or rewind ? I'm a sucker for Nostalgia so I'd probably rewind.

49. Is the glass half empty or half full ? I keep half of my glass in a redundant glass in case something happens to the original glass.

50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ? You demanded it be done.