If You Could Understand Kori...

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?
Probably accidentally clicking that adult website....

2. What do you want most right now ?
My boyfriend, Ryan.

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
Yes.
You'll never find out.

4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
Writing about a fake mexican.

5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
Sorry, I can't.

6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
Well, I want two of them so I can make them rule the world with me. :]

7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)
I like to talk too much and sometimes accidentally make you feel stupid. D:

8. What are you scared of ?
Not much.

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
Bottom...dono why.

10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
Muffins.
Cupcakes are nasty nowadays.

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
Ew, no thanks. I would rather die.
However, they're blood is protein, so yippee.

12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
Ha, no. They'd probably be my best friend, so I couldn't.

13. Who's your favorite muppet ?
I guess MIss Piggy. My choir director dressed up like her...(male...director)

14. What's the name of your weenis?
That would be your elbow, dude. :]

15. What's your prized posession ?
My boyfriend and his guitar.

16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
Oh no.
Let's not go into that story.

17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
Her name was Heather and she was amazing. Made good cookies!

18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
Angell, Mercedes, Dork, Child of Darkness, Aykxal, Kori, Starfire

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
Ha, no, because who'd want to buy a psycho like me?

20. What kind of fruit are you ?
A lemon because I'm terribly sour.

21. Addicted to anything ?
I'm addicted to a variety of things.
Caffeine, mi novio, and strawberries...mmm can't wait for the allergic reactions.

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
Yes, I do. Personally, the world thinks I am a lunatic.

23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
I swear I'd never kill KaKaKathy. Even if she begged.

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
Grape juice. It's amazing~

25. What do your pajamas look like ?
I usually don't wear those. I wear whatever is comfortable that night.

26. What are you most self conscious about ?
My body and my mind. I sometimes wonder if I should get reductions and therapy.

27. Weird habits ?
I like mustard on everything.

28. What languages do you speak ?
Spanish: Hola mi amigo? Como estas?
Some French and other languages. I also have this weird thing of knowing what the Japanese are saying without subtitles or interpreters. :/

29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
9 CHUBBY BUNNIES!

30. What's your favorite candy ?
I don't like candy. O:

31. Favorite holiday ?
I don't have one of those either.

32. Favorite food ?
Chicken, eggs, rice, and sometimes steak.
And anything with mustard. Even pudding.

33. Favorite movie of all time ?
The Interview with the Vampire. The only movie I thought Brad Pitt was sexy in.

34. Can you chug a beer ?
I don't know. Can I?

35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind)
I don't have one of those either.
I must make you think I am boring.

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
Oh, I dance in front of many things.

37. Have you ever been beat up ?
I suppose. It wasn't really anything though. Just my sister kicking me in various places.

38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
I couldn't. Because I know half of my county would take the offer.

39. Describe your dream person
I have him already. He's the most amazing thing ever.

40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
I think it's a question of whether or not men or women can be smarter than the other.

41. Could you survive in the wild ?
Possibly. It all depends. I hate those god dang squirrels though. :/

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
Hot showers. I love them so much.

43. What would your super hero name be ?
Who said I was a super hero? I don't think the Anorexic Murderdoll works as a superhero name. :/

44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
A funny one that beats the crap outta T-Rex

45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
Nope. I gots a bra drawer though. ;D

46. Have you traveled outside the country ?
I wish. I would go to France.

47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
Ew, that's nasty. No, I don't.

48. Would you fast forward your life or rewind ?
Rewind, so I could find Branden again.

49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
It's half empty if you drank out of it.
It's half full if you filled it up that way.

50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
For the sake of making you read this and wonder who the freak I am. :]