SNOWBALL THREATS (c) Copyright 2008
(from SNOWBALL WARS coming SOON!)
If you want to fight with me,
you know that you will lose,
I always play to win,
so now it's time to choose,
whether to continue,
or whether to give in,
I swear by Marley's Ghost,
my bestest mate can't win.
No river running deep,
No mountain rising high,
will keep a cold snowball,
from splatting in your eye.
You know my aim is true,
I never ever miss,
I have a pitcher's arm,
for a day of snowball bliss.
One after another,
I can't help but cry,
as another snowball falls,
like a missile from the sky.
Oh, this is my reply,
to your snowball threat,
before the sun goes down,
your bottom will be wet -
from falling on your bum,
at least a thousand times,
for I'm the snowball king,
and the king of rhymes.
The only way you'll win,
is with another's help,
for you couldn't hit a barn,
all by your sweet ole self.
If Wayne comes to your rescue,
it may be a draw,
for I'll throw the biggest snowball,
that he ever saw.
I'll hit him in the belly,
in the jaw - in the caboose,
for I'm the snow ball king,
and I'm busting loose.
I know I'll win the war,
with my apprentice D,
So LET THE GAMES BEGIN,
in Cleethorpes by the sea.
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With snowball in hand
and a smile on face
I shall bring my fighting band
and you will see why I'm Ace
Hitting all we aim at
and here for the win
we do not think, you're all that
and lieing for us is a sin
So let's pick a side
and toss them for fun
sliding down then hill ride
as it gets colder in the sun
*packs the snowball and tosses it to Earl*
great one here
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Hiya dudee, this is funny and just like last year, don't get mum too excited, she wrote the yellow bus song shortly after the last snowball fight, we do not need another, you in yellow sound proof ear muffs so not in this year lol. Love little legs xxx
OMG, Earl what was you thinking, can you not remember last year, we had you on the run deny all you like but we did. This is going to be so much fun..we never stopped laughing last time. It is just so nice to be back reading our wicked mates poems again. Good luck with the fight, you may need it. LOL Love mars bar xxxx
Hi matey, yipee wowweee. We will show them this year matey, we had just the best time last year, can't believe how fast time as gone. I'll make the snowballs you aim and fire. Hahahahaha It is great to be back. Stay forever cool matey Love D xxx
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SOUNDS LIKE A FINE PLAN TO ME, D!
We will have them British birds spreading their wings and flying to the south for the winter with hot water bottles tied to their bums! HE! HE! RUN FOR THE HILLS, LADIES!!
Love & Peace!
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The high altitude is having an effect on ya...ya DREAMING again sweetie. LOL!!!
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LMAO!
Always a pleasure sweetie
Better get back up baby he! he!
Love you Chelle xxx
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Tee Hee!!! Glad I am not on the receiving end of your missiles magical man!!!!!
Hilly xxx
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