A corpulant woman from Delhi
Had a body that quivered like jelly
From her couch she stood up
And her poor little pup
Had got lost in the folds of her belly
A lady who hailed from Madras
Was a really gigantic big lass
She searched for her pet
But with no success yet
'Cause he's wedged in the crack of her ass
A voluptuous girl from Kirkut
was distraught at the loss of her mutt
Her search was in vain
The poor dog was in pain
He was trapped in the cleft of her butt
In a list
A contest entry
- Humorous Sunday Quickie by Carolina Moon.
550 points, ended November 2, 2008, 9 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Depression Resolved through Poetry ---- Winner Take All by Melissa Burns.
400 points, ended November 10, 2008, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh by Pollycheck.
575 points, ended January 3, 53 entries
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700 points, ended July 30, 22 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Funniest poem ever!!! PW by happy kitty kat.
692 points, ends November 30, 36 entries
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you said to me then which i appreciate but i will say now, the work i post could be new poems or old poems, some poems were written 20 years ago so to say to me it gets better with every write... you know, i am smiling and am glad you enjoy.
a good fun poem here - i sat on my cat once lol it made me aware i sat on it for it cried out with a shrill cry 
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wow this was LMFAO! funny. I loved it! haha, thanks for entering my contest. Congratulations on your gold trophy. Keep up your great work, and best of luck!!!
TwiztidMaggot
*Giggle*
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What a brilliant trio of chuckles! Limericks are great. Well done
Mariana
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Poor poor Fifi
Gotta love that name!
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Thanks Mariana - the contest prompt picture was so good, I probably could have gone on and done a world tour! ( There once was a woman from Paris...etc.! ) I seem to find doggerel ( no pun intended ) easier than ''real" poetry!! And of course, being Irish, I have an affinity with the Limerick form.
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There's nowt wrong with a good Limerick.
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Great title and picture inspiration! Loved your international take on a "spreading" problem!
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Thank you for entering my contest. This is one of the better and funniest limericks that I have read in quite a while.
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oh my....poor puppies! this was very funny and definitly made me laugh. thank you so much for entering my contest and best of luck!
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Well this was certainly interesting indeed.. it did cause a smile though - ANYWAYS thanks for your etnry and best of luck
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PJ...a well deserved Gold trophy...three humorous limericks that have fine usage of language and the the giggle-glee factor of trying to find Fifi...you write this style with panache staying true to the wordsmith that you are...
Splendiferous Side-Splitting Poetry
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Very good. I liked all three of these. Congratulations on the gold cup. You did a fine job.
Mike
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Well done indeed and congrats on such a worthy Gold
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Fantastic limerick LMAO Love it! Thanks for entering.
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