I’m sure I smelt a biscuit
I think I’ll have a peek
wow !! I see a sausage
it's trying hard to speak.
Below !! the thing is yelling
it's coming straight ahead
if I hold on for a minute
I might, quite soon, get fed.
It's coming ever closer
damn it what a sight
it really smells quite awful
this sausage tastes like shite !
Author notes
Artist Credit Unknown (found on Google)
A contest entry
- Humorous Sunday Quickie by Carolina Moon.
550 points, ended November 2, 2008, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Good god! This is disgustingly funny. I enjoyed it even though it was about eating shit.
Nicely done.
Mike
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Eww LOL gross, but funny. Thanks for entering
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