I was sleeping on a chair
Dreaming nice bunny dreams
Picturing carrots the size
of Manhattan
Then it was all crushed
My good dream turned
into one big nightmare
Get me out of this hell
This big fat lady
sat on my chair
without looking to see
if anyone was in it
I smell butt cheese
I swear I am going to hurl
if I do not get freed
from this ladies butt cheeks
Please somebody help me
Oh lordy
She just passed gas
I think I may just die
Next time I will not
ever go to sleep when
I leave my bunny hole
If I must endure such hell
HELP FREE ME FROM
THIS LADIES BUTT
CHEEKS PLEASE!!!
Author notes
LOL When I saw this picture this is what came to mind.
S/N: DavidTennantRocks
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- Make Me Laugh! by XxLoverOfDarknessxX.
1230 points, ended August 29, 2009, 34 entries
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OH WOW.
This was hilarious! I could not stop laughing! Just picturing something like this makes me laugh all the more harder. 
I loved it! Awesome emotions and phenomenal imagery here! BRAVO! NICELY DONE! keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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"Please somebody help me
Oh lordy
She just passed gas
I think I may just die"
Good luck and thanks for entering my contest. Also, thanks for making me laugh!
-heva
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Thanks for taking the time to share this imagery filled poem with me. I started to laugh but the all I could think about was the poor little bunny. LOL It really was funny though.
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cute - I did
You did well painting an image of the poor little bunny!
thank you for your entry - and for following the guidelines
best wishes in the contest
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omg!! this is too funny. great job. good luck in contest.
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lol... reminds me of an old ringtone i had ... it said something of the lines of...help, im in ur pocket... let me out... help, i cant breathe in here... help lol
hugs,
georgie n shane,
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haha
this was funny, you got a laugh out of me
Nice job on this.
Thanks for entering and best of luck to you in my contest.
Vampy -
LOL Sure made me laugh Though I thought the animal looked like a puppy..it could be a bunny..either way this is a great and funny write!! Thank you for entering.
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