The last ones the truth

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?   Broke my dads mobility scooter.

2. What do you want most right now ? More coffee

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ? Yes

4. Name one of your guilty pleasures mmmmm reading poetry by beautiful women

5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ? Yup

6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ? Had em, got em, love em.

7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends) Way too numerous to list.

8. What are you scared of ? dieing alone

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like) That is how I like! Bottom, top, side, back, front

10. Muffins or cupcakes ? Muffincakes

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ? Only if they were already dead.

12. Would you kill them first to do so ? Nope

13. Who's your favorite muppet ? Animal

14. What's the name of your weenis? Bubba

15. What's your prized possession ? Bubba : )

16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ? Laughed so hard I peed a lake!

17. Ever have an imaginary friend ? What do you mean imaginary? Gehko is real!

18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate) Yank

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ? I already do. I pay taxes and I work. Sold to boss., sold to Govt.

20. What kind of fruit are you ? Of the loom!

21. Addicted to anything ? Love!

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ? Sometimes when driving...

23. One thing you swear never to do... ? Get any younger

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non) Rum & coke & Yager bombs!

25. What do your pajamas look like ? me!

26. What are you most self conscious about ? my belly

27. Weird habits ? Leaving my desk/office a mess

28. What languages do you speak ? English and Poet

29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ? dunno...wanna stuff it and see?

30. What's your favorite candy ? Butterfingers or Hershey with Almonds

31. Favorite holiday ? Christmas

32. Favorite food ? Steak & Taters

33. Favorite movie of all time ? Dr. Zhivago

34. Can you chug a beer ? dua..yea!

35. Favorite game ? (doesn't matter the kind) Tit for tat (the rules are secret)

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ? Sure don't you?

37. Have you ever been beat up ? Yup...tried to stand up for a friend. Ended up with a bloody nose.

38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ? No...

39. Describe your dream person Mysterious, sensual,loves poetry and loves love.

40. Do you think women are smarter than men ? Duh yea of coarse!

41. Could you survive in the wild ? Yup and wild parties too!

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want) Hot

43. What would your super hero name be ? Wonder woman...Hot

44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ? Tyransaurus Rex. Baaaad ass..

45. Do you have an undie drawer ? I have neatly folded undies on a shelf.

46. Have you traveled outside the country ? Does Canada count?

47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie) No...well maybe once when I was young...

48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ? Rewind...I love lots of stuff that I did, but want to do them right now that I know what I did that was not right.

49. Is the glass half empty or half full ? Always nearly full!

50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ? Cuz I think Ur nice and a very good poetess.