Leaving this question till last so I could answer it without thinking up and remembering something stupid
2. What do you want most right now ?
To make the contest hold's cheeks sore with my answers
3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
Never had a tootsie pop so no but might be something to do when really bored
4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
It's not a naughty one (sorry to disappoint.) Sometimes I purposefully engross myself in a game or movie or book just to get out of doing a responsibility or putting things off that need to get done because said move/game/book is always more interesting.
5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
Something else I've never tried but I doubt my tongue is that dexterious
6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
Well I'm the eldest of 3. Oldest cousin on my dads side and 3rd eldest cousin on my mums side. Add to that, my mum was a childminder so I like to think I'm good with kids. And would like to have a kid of my own at somepoint in my life but in no hurry atm.
7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)
Umm there's a few things I find annoying with me (I tend to over think and therefore worry more than I should about things.) But what i tend to annoy others with is my Perdantic side
8. What are you scared of ?
Well my biggest fear is falling (I used to think it was heights but as long as there's a barrier it doesn't actually bother me that much so i think it's more the whole falling to my death that i fear.)
Though u asked about being scared of something more than biggest fear. If I think about it I guess I fear losing friends for stupid reasons.
9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
Always the ladies preference works for me
10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
hmm cupcakes are nice small treats or party snacks where as muffins are usually large enough to be a desert by themselves..... MMmm muffins and cream *drools* or part of a lunch that will actually fill u up.
11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
That depends, am I starving or are they talking to much I just want to eat them alive so i don't off myself hearing all their trite crap? Also depends who the person is. I'd say it depends on the circumstances but if I'm starving adn they're talking to much - YES
12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
It'll shut them up faster, yes
13. Who's your favorite muppet ?
Aww that's a toughy. I like most of them, I'd have to go with beaker purely because I always get a giggle out of "mee mee mee mee-mee mee mee"-ing
14. What's the name of your weenis?
Never named it. I fear that if I did it would start having a personality of it's own and either take over the world or I'd go mad and start talking out of the corner of my mouth to express it's opinions
15. What's your prized posession ?
My computer with my novel in progress a close second
16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
No but I've laughed hard enough for snot to shoot out my nose
17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
I don't remember. I had a large doll and a few cuddily toys when younger and used to read alot so I guess I didn't feel the need to make up a friend?
18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
well for my real name people just called me be my surname (Swain) i didn't mind it so much (prefered it to Matt) but then people I didn't know started calling me by my surname and I started resenting it because it became more of a label for "that tall guy with the other outcasts" rather than a quicker way of calling me by my name.
19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
I doubt it. Selling my body? Hell no. Selling out to a book contract.... maybe.... but I'd be going over all the small print with a magnifying glass first
20. What kind of fruit are you ?
Banana
(purely for the lol reaction.) 21. Addicted to anything ?
Gaming..... sometimes I forget to eat.... and shower..... and my room's sometimes a mess.... forget the washing up.... all coz gaming is more fun than all the above
22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
I don't drive (still haven't learnt, I tend to walk or bus it everywhere) As for in public... I scream in my head at the people that like to take up the whole of the pavement in front of me and walk slowly
I imagine it's just as bad for drivers at the speed limit at the ones under the speed limit stuck in one lane 23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
Cheat. Or atleast that was the first thing to pop into my mind I don't go round saying "I swear never to cheat" I just never have
24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
I drink water most of the time. I enjoy Tea from time to time (especially cold days so it's the hot drink of choice) soft drink fav is Pepsi Max and alcoholic is Purno and Lemonade
25. What do your pajamas look like ?
Well I don't wear any till the winter months.... They are navy coloured and the top has a random pattern on it
26. What are you most self conscious about ?
Meeting new people if I don't know anyone else nearby in the same room/building/pub/thingymajig
27. Weird habbits ?
Find something new to get into (interest or hobby) get really psyched up about it and then lose interest about 2 weeks into trying it out (sometimes)
28. What languages do you speak ?
English is the only fluent one. I know some French and Welsh and can count to 10 in German
29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
What size marshmallows are we talking about? If the size of the ones people put on top of hot chocolate.... lots... lol at a guess 38. Of the proper sized marsmallows.. 7? Maybe? (again could be different depending on ur definition of "proper size")
30. What's your favorite candy ?
(the one with the knife suffix
) 
umm lol - I'm a big fan of mints 31. Favorite holiday ?
Easter. Chocolate and sometimes my b'day
32. Favorite food ?
Lasagne
33. Favorite movie of all time ?
The Shawshank Redemption
34. Can you chug a beer ?
Hell no lol can't stand the taste of beer
35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind)
Unreal Tournament is the one I tend to return to more often than not.
36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
The only mirror I have is in my bathroom and there's no room to dance... else I might try if there was music (nothing good mind u, prolly just some bounding around.)
37. Have you ever been beat up ?
Does getting a punch to the nose during a football game unexpectedly and collapsing on the floor screaming count?
38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
Hell fucking no. No amount of money would make me let another man (or woman) sleep with my gf
39. Describe your dream person
Oh jeez lol. There'd have to be intelligent, open minded, kind (to atleast myself and family and friends) challenge me to push myself to do better (in a loving way
not just going "hey i bet u could jump out this window and survive" kind of pushing )affectionate and understanding (with or without patience)
40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
I think alot of women are smarter than men but not all of them.
41. Could you survive in the wild ?
As long as I don't pick the poisonous food and had a pen knife I could survive a few days, maybe a week
42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
Hot weather makes me sleepy. Cold weather encourage a need to warm up in any way, shape or form
43. What would your super hero name be ?
"Fear me people with lisps! For I am - Statistician man!
44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
always liked the Pteradactyls
45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
I have an undie basket at the bottom of my wardrobe
46. Have you travled outside the country ?
I've been to France twice, once for Disneyland Paris and once on holiday with Family for my grandmother's 70th. Also been to Tenerife and Malorca
47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
Definately peed in the sea before..... lol I believe the temptation's been there but i fear the pool having the stuff that shows it up more obviously
48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ?
Sometimes I'm too patient for my own good so I'd like to see if forward planning works out with a fast forward. Having said that I'm not as naive as i once was and wonder if past things might have worked out better. But then again if they did, would I be the person I am now? Fast forward would be the prefered choice, some things just have to be left in the past
49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
If the glass is emptied to half way, the glass is half empty. If the glass has been filled to half way it is half full (I did say i was pedantic
)50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
Coz I enjoy making people smile
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