Questions you don't want the answer to!

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?
Quit my job when I was at the top!

2. What do you want most right now ?
The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders!

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
Of course, but I couldn't tell you how many...I droped the sucker

4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
Chocolate ice cream...or honey on my honey!!!!!!

5. Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
Several knots....got talented tongue(ask my honey)

6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
Love them after they moved out of the house...Grand-kids are wonderful!

7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)  having flatulence

8. What are you scared of ?
spiders crawling on me!

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
Both, mostly dogie style!

10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
Nothing better than a good muff....oh it was muffins...I like them too!

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
I'd eat someone and make them feel alive!

12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
Only with kindness....can I have a nibble?

13. Who's your favorite Muppet ?
Cookie monster and me go way back!

14. What's the name of your weenis?
cookie monster and me go way back!

15. What's your prized possession ?
cookie monster and me go way back!

16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
well...if you must know I've laughed so hard it came out of everywhere! (wine up the nose is not fun)

17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
Had friends I wished I couldn't see! Does that count?

18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
Tony- Paw paw

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
$39.95 is the going rate I think!

20. What kind of fruit are you ?
Banana- once you get past the peal...there is something really good inside!

21. Addicted to anything ?
Sex and sex and sex and sex...look at me I'm in tatters, I've been shattered all over Manhattan!

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
I tell them what I think from behind glass!

23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
Desire Nicholas Cage! but Cheryl Ladd...that's another story!

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
Margaritas are great...been helping fat people have sex for many many years!

25. What do your pajamas look like ?
slept in! can't sleep in buff, to many grandchildren around!

26. What are you most self conscious about ?
boogers and flatulence

27. Weird habits ?
I eat one thing first and then eat another. Vegetables first..meat last!

28. What languages do you speak ?
Almost English, but always finding words that are not in dictionary!

29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
Have to take out the tootsie roll pop first!

30. What's your favorite candy ?
Honey on my honey count?...OK chocolate!

31. Favorite holiday ?
New Years Eve!--hate New Years Day...hangover!

32. Favorite food ?
Mexican or Chinese sounds good...does honey on my honey count?

33. Favorite movie of all time ?
Field of Dreams, Top Gun

34. Can you chug a beer ?
Do I have too? But it does help you get drunk faster...so yes!

35. Favorite game ? (doesn't matter the kind)
Strip and poker...oops I mean strip poker

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
Yes, but have been known to scare the hell out of the grandchildren that see!

37. Have you ever been beat up ?
only on my tax filings!
38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
NO!.....well how much would you be offering and I'll see if she wants too?

39. Describe your dream person
She is 5'2" brown hair and has a wedding ring on her left finger that I bought!
40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
Is she looking...Yes they are. (I found the trick to long marriage)

41. Could you survive in the wild ?
I survive because I'm wild!

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
Cold, but I get hot really quick for the right reasons!

43. What would your super hero name be ?
Wish it was Orgasmo, but more like Mr. Yes dear!

44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
a live one would be nice!

45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
And and a over drawer too!. Undie drawer is on top though!

46. Have you traveled outside the country ?
I have been many places, but would love to go to more!

47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
No Never...much!

48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ?
Rewind...it already goes too fast!

49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
It needs a refill! Bring me another and a shot!

50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
Because I like you!