Answers

1. What was the last stupid thing you did? 


Not reading rules for this contest right. 

2. What do you want most right now ?


To be done and work so I could do something fun.

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
Yep, went through a whole pack,  never made it.



4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
Visiting those “web sites” I say I never vist.



5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
Nope.  I could get a cramp doing it though.



6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
The best thing  about having kids is when they have their own, they you get to see them go through what you did as a parent.



7. What’s the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)?
Keep asking the same question over and over.  I forget the answer to easy.

8. What are you scared of?


List is to long to put in contest.  Maybe more not afraid of raccoons, rest is subject to debate.

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)


Um, been so long, can’t honestly remember but say top from last recollection.

10. Muffins or cupcakes?


Muffins, English type, can’t have sugar.

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
Nope.  It would be my luck they would have some deadly disease if I did.



12. Would you kill them first to do so?
I don’t think I could handle do that.



13. Who's your favorite muppet?


Fonzi the Bear

14. What's the name of your weenis?


Not sure what is, but don’t have a name for it.

15. What's your prized possession?
At the moment my laptop. 



16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little?
Yep.  Been ages, it was when I saw, It’s A Mad Mad Mad World in the theater.



17. Ever have an imaginary friend?
Closest I came was a stuff animal.



18. Nicknames? (even ones you hate)


None at this point.

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars?
Depends on what is was for.



20. What kind of fruit are you?
An apple, my favorite kind only reason.



21. Addicted to anything?
Writing, exercise, certain healthy snacks

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public?


Yep and turn up the radio in the process

23. One thing you swear never to do...?


Dream about Sarah Palin.

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)


Diet coke, can’t handle the hard stuff.

25. What do your pajamas look like?
Haven’t worn them in years.  Last pair where blue.



26. What are you most self conscious about?
Thinning hair.



27. Weird habbits?
Can’t stand having anything out of order on my desk.

28. What languages do you speak?
Only English.



29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?
One handful.



30. What's your favorite candy?


Back when I could eat it, snickers

31. Favorite holiday?
Christmas.



32. Favorite food?


Mexican

33. Favorite movie of all time?


L A Story by Steve Martin

34. Can you chug a beer?


No.  I would be lucky to finish it.

35. Favorite game? (doesnt matter the kind)


Video Game 1943

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror?


Thought about it, but never did it.

37. Have you ever been beat up?


As a kid.

38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night? for how much?


Nope wouldn’t even consider it.

39. Describe your dream person


A woman who knew my every need and fantasy
and was able to make them happen.

40. Do you think women are smarter than men?
Some are, some aren’t.  Statistcally on average yes.

41. Could you survive in the wild?


Yes. Well at least for a day or two.

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)


Hot is always better for me.

43. What would your super hero name be?
Thunder Man



44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be?


Brontosaurus.

45. Do you have an undie drawer?
No, have socks and underwear drawer if that counts.



46. Have you travled outside the country?
Only to Mexico.



47. Do you pee in public pools? (dont lie)
No.  Shower yes.



48. Would you fast forward your life or rewind?
Rewind if I could edit.



49. Is the glass half empty or half full?
I see is as half a glass, neither full or empty.  Just hoping it is enough for me thrist.



50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
Once I got started couldn’t stop.