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2. What do you want most right now ?
A christmas present
3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
631
4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
Pulling legs off spiders and super glueing them onto other spiders
5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
Sorry can't answer. I have a cherry stem in my mouth.
6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
Fine, but I wouldn't let my daughter marry one.
7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)
I carnt spel propally.
8. What are you scared of ?
You
9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
I always butter the toast from on top
10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
Muffcakes
11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
Already did
12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
No, screams add to the flavour
13. Who's your favorite muppet ?
George Bush
14. What's the name of your weenis?
Amerirnmmdmtonsnn,kkllllllllllllllllmndgtijsbx xbbsnssjjjjjamnnnnsnnn. A for short.
15. What's your prized posession ?
My headstone
16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
a little ?
17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
I'll ask him
18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
Genius
19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
No but I'd rent for less
20. What kind of fruit are you ?
Squashed
21. Addicted to anything ?
Paper clips
22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
Be honest
24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
Pekoe Souchang
25. What do your pajamas look like ?
See through
26. What are you most self conscious about ?
My good looks
27. Weird habbits ?
Chewing toenails
28. What languages do you speak ?
English, American, Australian
29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
Still in the box or not ?
30. What's your favorite candy ?
Avril Lavigne
31. Favorite holiday ?
Life
32. Favorite food ?
Ambrosia
33. Favorite movie of all time ?
Armageddon ( Serious Answer )
34. Can you chug a beer ?
If it wants me too
35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind)
Quidditch
36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
No, it dances in front of me
37. Have you ever been beat up ?
Are you offering ?
38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
1 cent
39. Describe your dream person
Avril Lavigne in honey and strawberry sauce
40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
Of course they are, or if your a man, of course they aren't
41. Could you survive in the wild ?
You should see my house
42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
I like Take That
43. What would your super hero name be ?
Foreskin Man
44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
Dont wear any
46. Have you travled outside the country ?
no but I have travelled outside the country
47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
No, I fart
48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ?
Its on hold
49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
Broken
50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
It was fun, thanks
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