Riddle me this...Riddle me that... WHOS AFRAID OF THE BIG BLACK BAT!?

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?
I fell down the stairs, drunk off my behind
2. What do you want most right now ?
a wine cooler and loud music
3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
all night long
4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
putting in my Ipod and dancing down the hall at County college
5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
no, but i try...all the time  and epically fail!
6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
let the one eyed bastards play
7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)
I can be overtly critical
8. What are you scared of ?
the north american grizzly
9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
I'll tell you what, you get under me and if I'm still on top after its all said and done, i'm a top
10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
so a douche or terd sanswich? I'll go with a douche(muffin)
11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
in a heart beat...they shoud feel so gracious to be eaten by me anyway
12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
maybe. depends on how i feel about them.
13. Who's your favorite muppet ?
Gonzo/ Miss Piggie / Swedish Chef
14. What's the name of your weenis?
bob the humpback gorilla
15. What's your prized posession ?
my weenis...DUH! hes a friggin humpbacked gorilla. I LOVE him.
16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
like niagara falls on a rain day
17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
i still do.
18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
nope. execpt cock blocker...grrrr
19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
bitch i'd sell myself for a diet coke
20. What kind of fruit are you ?
the whole loom baby
21. Addicted to anything ?
everything. i'm addicted to life. but more importantly, alcohol and cigarettes
22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
ALL THE TIME. some ho's gotta learn to move the vehicle
23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
absolutely nothing. i'm up for anything once
24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
champagne and vodka or a cherry coke with some lime
25. What do your pajamas look like ?
black and white checkerd
26. What are you most self conscious about ?
other people
27. Weird habbits ?
I do questionnaries for random people i don't know..all the time
28. What languages do you speak ?
english, and i am fluent in American Sign Language
29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
I actually don't know. i detest marshmallows with a burning passion
30. What's your favorite candy ?
hmmmm...milky way or three musketeer
31. Favorite holiday ?
HALLOWEEN
32. Favorite food ?
i love all food. except for spinach.
33. Favorite movie of all time ?
The Rocky Horror picture Show
34. Can you chug a beer ?
HELL YEAH!
35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind)
beer pong
36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
i dance in front of everything. mirror, car, crowds...its all good
37. Have you ever been beat up ?
unfortunately...yes
38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
never, for a forty five and shovel to kill the bastard who touched him
39. Describe your dream person
my boyfriend
40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
women are the bane of existence(I'm a gay man. i have no use for the female part of the species)
41. Could you survive in the wild ?
yeah. probably. untill i relaized i didn't get to shower on a daily basis. so i'd probably commit suicide by slmaming my head between two rocks repeatedly
42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
hot hot hot...and...cold.cold(there is a difference)
43. What would your super hero name be ?
Duck Dodgers of the twenty fourth and a half century!!!!!!!!!
44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
a pink one
45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
no. i have a drawer full of stripper clothes and male thongs. OF COURSE I HAVE AN "UNDIE" DRAWER
46. Have you travled outside the country ?
no. but that will hopefully change in the near future
47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
all the time. i always secretly wish it would turn red so i chase the children around "Come! Drink of my essence!"
48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ?
neither. i like the slow steady pace it has rutted itself into
49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
neither. its completely empty GET ME ANOTHER SHOT!
50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
BITCH! U AXED ME TU. DON'T BE HATIN!