Twenty Questions... And Then Some

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?  kicked a rock

2. What do you want most right now ? to go to conneticuit to see a girl

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ? countless times

4. Name one of your guilty pleasures? um im not so sure i should answer that the way i want so would have to say smoking

5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ? wish i coud but no can do

6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ? cute as hell when they aint being right snots

7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends) probably my smoking habit

8. What are you scared of ? finding myself the only one alive in the world

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like) either or not picky

10. Muffins or cupcakes ? Muffins

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ? in a heartbeat

12. Would you kill them first to do so ? of course

13. Who's your favorite muppet ? KERMIT!

14. What's the name of your weenis? whats a weenis? is that like penis?

15. What's your prized posession ? my carebear Lucky

16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ? countless times

17. Ever have an imaginary friend ? still do

18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate) DJ, Davey, Cueball ( only when bald)

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ? hell yeah

20. What kind of fruit are you ? orange

21. Addicted to anything ? tobacco

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ? if said people are being idiots

23. One thing you swear never to do... ? walk down the middle of a busy road naked

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non) Rum and Coke FTW!

25. What do your pajamas look like ? um do you really want me to answer that?

26. What are you most self conscious about ? my big butt

27. Weird habbits ? i chew my fingernails

28. What languages do you speak ? english and little bit sign language. i can say "The Rabbits Had Sex" in sign language

29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ? last time i tried almost ten

30. What's your favorite candy ? "gimme a break gimme a break break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

31. Favorite holiday ? fourth of july. pretty boom booms

32. Favorite food ? sauerkraut

33. Favorite movie of all time ?toss up between the Lord Of The Rings Series and the Harry Potter Series

34. Can you chug a beer ? hell yeah

35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind) poker *wink wink* JK. i like texas hold'em

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ? no way in hell

37. Have you ever been beat up ? once or twice

38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? fuck no for how much ? thats not for sale

39. Describe your dream person? my girl

40. Do you think women are smarter than men ? shit yes

41. Could you survive in the wild ? you bet your heinie i could

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want) both

43. What would your super hero name be ? Captain Dorkenheimer

44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ? Tyrannosaurus Rex

45. Do you have an undie drawer ? erm nope i dont

46. Have you travled outside the country ? hell yeah

47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie) i did once but that was when i was a little boy

48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ? no way in hell would i fast forward. rewind? hell yeah just to relive some key parts of my life

49. Is the glass half empty or half full ? the glass be half full

50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ? for shits and giggles