1. What was the last stupid thing you did ?
Well...it was a long time ago...GOT MARRIED!
2. What do you want most right now ?
Brad Pitt on a Platter Pleasee...
3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
What's a Tootsie pop?...But it takes around two thousand licks for him to heal his wounds.
4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
buying a pair of shoes at £300stg and telling my Husband they cost £30 only.
5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
Yeah no probs, once tied three!
6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
ga ga go go burps!
7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)
My Husband he's laying next to me.
8. What are you scared of ?
His wage packet being a pound short.
9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
Bottom,If i move he asks if he hurt me!
10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
Cupcakes.
11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
yes..i eat his head off every night Yum Yum!
12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
No!
13. Who's your favorite muppet ?
My husband!
14. What's the name of your weenis?
Don't know what a weenis is.. but i'll make up a name...Furph.
15. What's your prized posession ?
My purse.
16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
yip!
17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
Still do!
18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
Dee, Do, petal, Minnie mouse, Master lol!
19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
No would have to be a dollar more!
20. What kind of fruit are you ?
peach.
21. Addicted to anything ?
ciggs.
22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
No But i shout at the telly!
23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
get married..
24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
tea!
25. What do your pajamas look like ?
Me...I don't wear them.
26. What are you most self conscious about ?
My Boobs.
27. Weird habbits ?
still being married.
28. What languages do you speak ?
Gealic and brit
29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
the entire bag (large)
30. What's your favorite candy ?
Fudge.
31. Favorite holiday ?
Ireland.
32. Favorite food ?
Rice.
33. Favorite movie of all time ?
Notebook.
34. Can you chug a beer ?
No but i can chug tea.
35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind)
Tiddleywinks.
36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
Yes!
37. Have you ever been beat up ?
Never.
38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
Oh Never, never!!!...I'm too chartable for that, i give for free.
39. Describe your dream person
Brad Pitt.
40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
Of course!! I never worry what mean think...they don't it often!
41. Could you survive in the wild ?
No probs
42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
Hot hot hOt!
43. What would your super hero name be ?
Loveofyourlife
44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
T-Rex!
45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
do you? Yes I do!
46. Have you travled outside the country ?
Yip!
47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
No! was told once the water turned green.
48. would you fast forward your life or rewind ?
Rewind.
49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
half full!
50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
I took pity on some sad asshole who had nothing else to do! Now f..k off! lol.
Adding your comment:
I don't know how I missed this clever piece - this "wise-beyond-your-years" bit o' wisdom! 
you're not old enough to have all these tough problems, Dolores! 
Never fear, none of us will admit to ever understanding men. Husbands are a strange breed, and I've learned to expect absolutely nothing from them (sorry guys). As for Q #48, I'd have to say that I would fast-forward right out of this hole I'm languishing in. It will happen in due time. Then my glass will also be half full. 
Take care & keep smiling!! 
