21 Questions Plus 29 More

1. What was the last stupid thing you did ? 
    I honestly can't remember, suffer from short term memory loss, probably making coffee and forgetting to put the coffee in the filter

2. What do you want most right now ?
    To put an end to all the problems in the world

3. Ever tried counting the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
  Who hasn't?  I think the highest I ever got was about 15.

4. Name one of your guilty pleasures
    Pizza, extra cheese and sauce, double pepperoni

5. Can you tie a knott in a cherry stem using your tongue ?
    Nope, but I know someone who can

6. Kids... what do you have to say on the subject ?
    They are my 3 greatest achievements, biggest heartaches and sometimes the biggest headaches

7. Whats the most annoying thing 'bout you (might want to ask your friends)
    I always say "I'm sorry" even if it wasn't my fault

8. What are you scared of ?
    Dying and the dark, ironic isn't it?

9. On the bottom or on top ? (take that how you'd like)
    Top

10. Muffins or cupcakes ?
      Muffins

11. Would you eat someone to stay alive ?
      If it came to that, yeah, but I don't think I could eat someone unless cooked

12. Would you kill them first to do so ?
      I would hope they were dead first

13. Who's your favorite muppet ?
      Fozzie

14. What's the name of your weenis?
      I don't have a weeni, or do I?  What is a weeni?

15. What's your prized posession ?
      My vast collection of Elvis memorabilia

16. Ever laughed so hard you peed a little ?
      Yes, welcome to growing old......LOL

17. Ever have an imaginary friend ?
      Yep, her name was Penny

18. Nicknames ? (even ones you hate)
    Stinker, Squirt, The Bad Egg (from my grandpa), and Cabbage Head

19. Would you sell yourself for a million dollars ?
      Why?  I would just have to by myself back

20. What kind of fruit are you ?
      Strawberry

21. Addicted to anything ?
      Shopping, Food, TV, used to be sex, too, before my hysterectomy

22. Do you yell at people when your driving or in public ?
      "Move your car, you fucking dickweed!" Oh, sorry, was that me?  I think maybe I have terets

23. One thing you swear never to do... ?
      Nothing, since I already yell and swear at drivers

24. Favorite drink ? (alcoholic or non)
      Banana shakes and mudslides

25. What do your pajamas look like ?
      Hhmmm....skin maybe because I don't wear anything when I am sleeping

26. What are you most self conscious about ?
      My weight

27. Weird habbits ?
      I have a method to eating...a bite of bread, meat, potatoes, then chew and repeat...if any of those are missing then I am usually done with my plate

28. What languages do you speak ?
      Only English but can read and understand some Spanish and German

29. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth ?
      5 large ones or a handful of  the minis

30. What's yor favorite candy ?
      Chocolate covered cherries

31. Favorite holiday ?
      Thanksgiving

32. Favorite food ?
      Anything Mexican or Chinese

33. Favorite movie of all time ?
      Wow, this is a toss up between "Titanic" "City of Angels" or "Dark Knight"

34. Can you chug a beer ?
      Used to be able to chug a beer stein when I lived in Germany....."BURP!"

35. Favorite game ? (doesnt matter the kind)
      Rubekub

36. Do you dance in front of the mirror ?
      Sure do

37. Have you ever been beat up ?
      Got hit in a fight once but they weren't trying to hit me

38. Would you sell your gf/bf for a night ? for how much ?
      Give me a million and let's talk

39. Describe your dream person
      This one is easy, just two words...Nicolas Cage

40. Do you think women are smarter than men ?
      We sure are

41. Could you survive in the wild ?
      Maybe for a little while, afterall, I did have 3 kid

42. Cold or hot ? (take that how you want)
      Has to be cold after menopause, I'm always too hot

43. What would your super hero name be ?
      Sgt. Stargazer (long story)

44. What kind of dinosaur would you like to be ?
      The velosoraptor

45. Do you have an undie drawer ?
      Sort of, it has undies, socks, bras, and other junk in it

46. Have you traveled outside the country ?
      Sure have.  I lived in Germany for 3 years, and have been to Mexico four times

47. Do you pee in public pools ? (dont lie)
      Hey, if ya have to go and it's too far to walk, pee happens

48. would you fast forward you life or rewind ?
      Definitely rewind.  There are a few changes I would love to make if I could

49. Is the glass half empty or half full ?
    At this stage in my life it's half empty and just waiting for some asshole to come along and spill the rest

50. Wtf did you answer all these damn questions ?
      I'm easy??